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machete

  1. German Terrorism

    I thought I would start this thread following Rigsby's genuine post to move away from the Nice one. (it's not political as such.. hence me posting it here.. although mods, please feel free to move it, if the responses move that way?) Anyway it seem's to me, that the German government / security...
    • mattitouk
    • Thread
    • deaths especially following machete political responses rigsby terrorism
    • Replies: 55
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Chalky

    Machete Attack in Leytonstone

    This does not sound good..Stabbings at a station in London. Apparently the offender shouted 'This is for Syria' http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/624571/machete-attack-Leytonstone-Syria
    • Chalky
    • Thread
    • blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division http league two ley leytonstone machete npower football league rate real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc syria the home of football
    • Replies: 57
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  3. The Craziest Parking Ticket you got or heard of.

    Lorry driver Michael Collins was on his way to collect a skip in London's Belsize Park when the road beneath him collapsed. A burst water main had created a deep hole where the front wheels of his 17-tonne lorry were stuck. While he was waiting for roadside assistance, a traffic warden appeared...
    • THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK
    • Thread
    • bon bra burgh cctv chief claimed cows following fro ickets illegally issued junction machete money officers pupil rate res roadside stalled stopped thrown unacceptable wardens
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. canveyshrimper

    Morals

    Just received this email, hope this thread doesn't get locked quick smart. A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end. The next day the kids came back and one by one told their stories. Karl said, 'My father's a...
    • canveyshrimper
    • Thread
    • bottles ched chickens dru fro gulf machete meat olds teacher twenty wouldn
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. C C Csiders

    Tea

    I hate tea. Can't stand it. I hate all the paraphernalia surrounding tea, the rituals, the ooh! let's stop and have a cup of tea bits about it. It's dreadful stuff. Tea should be banned unless you are over 60, and then phased out following the death of all those that will...
    • C C Csiders
    • Thread
    • ban cup dreadful following machete ooh phased remove res stopped surrounding wasn
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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