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  1. amsemp

    I seem to have unintentionally acquired a cat...

    Slightly random, I know. But about 3 months ago, a cat started appearing in our back garden on a pretty consistent basis. He then started noticing when we were getting home from work and waiting for the back gate to open before darting in and sitting in/rolling around in the garden wanting us to...
  2. Roasting the Hoff

    Has anyone seen this? I was actually quite shocked at some of his antics.
  3. Napster

    which ex-shrimper

    said the following: They usually give me a right good roasting but it’s great fun and lots of laughs
  4. Tangled up in Blue

    Swallowed up-The Observer

    Previous Blog home Debt mountains tower over clubs but football's rulers turn a blind eyeThe Game That Ate Itself. That was the title of Observer Sport's 2004 campaign about English football. So where are we now? Debt is football's issue of the moment, propelled into prominence by the...
  5. Hotman

    Poll: old blue ladies flirting

    old blue lady has been flirting with lots of young blue gentlemen on here recently. does she want the thick part of grays blue junior? or a roasting from true blue, followed by tea (bags being dunked of course) you decide.
  6. Slipperduke

    They Miss Him

    He may not have been there in person, but His presence hung around Wembley Stadium on Sunday like an over-tanned spectre. It lurked in every corridor, loomed over every conversation and sometimes, if you listened very, very carefully to a frequency only just on the cusp of human hearing, you...
  7. Napster

    Palace opinions on Barrowdale

    Nothing special... Gary Borrowdale? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Very sorry if I am posting this in the wrong section... If so, please could one of the mods move this to the appropriate section? We (QPR) have recently signed him on loan...
  8. Thorpe Groyney

    Media Catch On To Redknapp's Failings - At Last

    It's taken about 10 years but finally someone working in the media has articulated the same opinion I have held about professional ****ney loudmouth Harry Redknapp. From today's Mirror. I watched an old fella suffer badly the other night. My 71-year-old father-in-law has followed Burnley...
  9. sufcintheprem

    Lewis Hunt

    I think our game against Coventry is going to rest almost entirely on how well Lewis deals with the threat of McKenzie. Francis got an absolute roasting off him at Roots Hall and I firmly believe we would have won that game if we could have kept him quiet or at least quieter. I generally find...
  10. Back from Donnie...

    What a crap-hole that place is... ho-hum... Good first half - we had 4-5 excellent chances and I was really worried when we didnt take at least one. Goater, Gray, Cole and Gutts all could have done better when in good positions. Cole had an excellent first half and was roasting the full back...
  11. fbm

    The fbm review and ratings

    A TALE OF TWO ERRORS AS FREDDY EQUALS RECORD Freddy Eastwood equalled the Southend scoring in consecutive matches record by hitting the net for the 7th game running as this league 2 encounter hinged on two errors in the first half at the Hall on this Good Friday. So often form goes out of...