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  1. ibwiajwa

    Jamie Rednapp is 'literally' tickling my funny bone.....

    Does Jamie Redknapp understand the meaning of the word 'literally?' Picture some of these situations: "These balls now - they literally explode off your feet." "Alonso and Sissoko have been picked to literally sit in front of the back four." "He's literally left Ben Haim for dead there."...
  2. South Bank Hank

    China now ready for the Olympics...

    ...which is one step up from just "Lovely" ...but tastes like dog ...Here Crippie, have my seat! ...Glate with Flied Lice ...You need a separate entrance for Ho's. ...Sounds better than Canned Water. ...All dying people will be prosecuted. ...Good to know! ...I blame the...
  3. Winkle

    18 + NSFW Tantric s£x!

    I was flicking threw the channels last night and started watching a programme called " sextera on sky. It was basically about things a bit risky, and there was this english guy on there who had been to India and studied "tantric sex". He had regular customers who would visit him and he would...
  4. The Artful Shrimper

    Predictions for tonight

    General,           when you have finished looking through peoples letterboxes and posting spam mail or is it the yellow advertiser you really post..may I ask if the predictions are for 90 minutes? I have a tickling feeling in my stomach that a draw will be on the cards...i.e. 1-0 to Bristol  ...