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[McNasty]

Just spotted this gem.

http://southendnewsnetwork.com/news...take-southend-united-to-the-champions-league/

Could this be the good news reason why Ron was on the pitch ?

 

[Leoblue]

Just spotted this gem.

http://southendnewsnetwork.com/news...take-southend-united-to-the-champions-league/

Could this be the good news reason why Ron was on the pitch ?

Hahaha Classic Ken.......... Keep the South stand and install another 75,000 seats lol

Fair play to the person who wrote this article, it made me chuckle and we can dream ah :hilarious:

 

[Big_Nath]

Someone has a vivid imagination...

 

[The Watermill Wino]

SNN this is one of the best wind up sites for Essex. Other headlines in the last few weeks have been making the A13 and A127 ONEWay routes to relief traffic congestion at Dartford! and putting boarder force enforcement officers at Dartford crossing to keep the people of Kent OUT!. very clever.

 

[The Watermill Wino]

Other Headlines include.
Dartford Crossing opens again as officials agree to DOUBLE tolls from Kent into Essex.
Percy the Hamster passes away after only getting 42 likes and 3 comments on Facebook.
Both DARTFORD CROSSINGS CLOSED AGAIN due to a blockade by Essex First pressure group
Brilliant stuff.

 

[McNasty]

You mean it's not true.

Bugger.

 

[Jbd2502]

Sheikh Oonvakh :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:

 

[Tinks]

Just spotted this gem.

http://southendnewsnetwork.com/news...take-southend-united-to-the-champions-league/

Could this be the good news reason why Ron was on the pitch ?

Don't stop taking your medication Kenuff

 

[OldBlueLady]

I love reading Southend News Network stuff on FB - some people are always taken in by it!

 

[shrimper-james]

I'm not that gullible....

 

[Leoblue]

Sheikh Oonvakh :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:

I didn't twig it when I read the article first time, I was too busy chuckling......

Saying that, do you think he can put THE FRESHNESS BACK into the club? :winking:

 

[RobM]

I didn't twig it when I read the article first time, I was too busy chuckling......

Saying that, do you think he can put THE FRESHNESS BACK into the club? :winking:

It's all you have to do!

 

[RHB]

It's all you have to do!

Sod being subtle Rob, if it works for carpets etc............ (this is so bad!!)

[video=youtube;4q8inM0gKVo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q8inM0gKVo[/video]

 

[londonblue]

Sheikh Oonvakh :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious:

But that's only his short name. His full name is Sheik Oonvakh al Vack Yoom

 

[Jai]

I'm all for a satire website but personally I have not found a single one of their articles even slightly amusing. It's very dull compared to the likes of the Daily Mash or the Onion.

 

[Uncle Leo]

I'm all for a satire website but personally I have not found a single one of their articles even slightly amusing. It's very dull compared to the likes of the Daily Mash or the Onion.

Agreed. The Suffolk Gazette is very good indeed though and some of his stories have actually been picked up by actual news organisations.

http://www.suffolkgazette.com/

 

[Floval Flyer]

he also made his fortune from oil and CHEESE :smile:

April 1st has come early this year...

 

[Jai]

Have to admit I do like the idea of Crevette Air.

 

[yogi bear up the cagire]

What concerns me is the plan to store 10,000 cubic metres of surplus Qatari oil, below the playing surface. Could this lead us to a more refined style of play?

 

[CC51DAS]

What concerns me is the plan to store 10,000 cubic metres of surplus Qatari oil, below the playing surface. Could this lead us to a more refined style of play?

I hope that's not a cue for a load of crude jokes to appear on here :)