All time bad 11

[canveyshrimper]

Will start the ball rolling with this bunch of crocks.

John Keeley

Gary Poole
John Walker
Dave Young
Steve Ingle

Alan Foggon
Willie Coulson
Billy Kellock
Gordon Connelly

Richard Young
Peter Abbott

Subs: Carl Emberson, Trevor Whymark, Mick Gooding, Greg Shepherd, Tony Beanland

Manager: Dick Bate

 

[DTS]

GK - Carl Emberson
DF - Martyn Booty
DF - Dave Morley
DF - Gary Poole
DF - Chris Ramsey
MD - Gordon Connelly
MD - Danny Marney
MD - Derek Payne
MD - Phil Gridlet
AT - Jason Lee
AT - Pepe N'Daye

All totally useless in my book  

 

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Dec. 19 2005,14:41)]MD - Dean Marney

Did we not have Danny Marney?
Isn't Dean Marney his brother who's playing for Norwich just now on loan from Spurs (& is quite good)?

 

[DTS]

Sorry your right Danny....Total Donkey - Changed now.

 

[EastStandBlue]

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[Slipperduke]

No-one will ever make me as angry as Soctt Houghton did. I have never seen a more frustrating player in my entire life.

Still he did at least succintly answer the age-old question , "who ate all the pies?" That's been bugging me for years.

 

[The Fitter]

Had lots more trouble with this one, especially defenders. I guess I just don't hate players enough.

Mark Prudhoe (GK)
Keith Dublin (Defender)
Martyn Booty (Defender)
Gordon Connelly (Midfield)
Simon Livett (Midfield)
Phil Gridlet (Midfield)
Dean Holness (TV Joke)
Barry Conlon (Forward)
Daniel Webb (Forward)
Drewe Broughton (Unspecified)
Neil Campbell (Forward)

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

Hmmm ... now it really DOES get personal!

Eric Steele
Gary Poole
Chris Ramsey
Keith Dublin
Roger Willis
Frank Lampard
Barry Silkman
Graham Bressington*
Dean Holness
Mario Walsh
Richard Young

Subs:
Trevor Whymark
Derek Payne
Jason Harris
Gary Jones
Mel Capleton (GK)

*For THAT penalty miss back in February '94!

WS
Jávea

 

[Sao Paulo Shrimper]

Mark Prudhoe
Andy Dixon.
Sloppy.
Richard Young.
Keith Dublin
Phil Gridelet (dispise him).
Gordon Connely
Dean Holness
Neil Campbell
David Regis
Neville Roach.

Subs
Too many to think of.

 

[tr0ublegum]

Poor old Emberson, he would get in quite a few Col U fans’ “worst XIs” as well!

 

[.o0DAVE0o.]

Trevor Fitzpatrick (ee or)

 

[Sao Paulo Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Xàbia Shrimper @ Dec. 19 2005,16:19)]Hmmm ... now it really DOES get personal!

Eric Steele
Gary Poole
Chris Ramsey
Keith Dublin
Roger Willis
Frank Lampard
Barry Silkman
Graham Bressington*
Dean Holness
Mario Walsh
Richard Young

Subs:
Trevor Whymark
Derek Payne
Jason Harris
Gary Jones
Mel Capleton (GK)

*For THAT penalty miss back in February '94!

WS
Jávea

Bressington??

I know the penalty miss was bad but i thought he was a superb player and nearly got in my best 11 players.

 

[C C Csiders]

Can't believe there is no mention of Steve Hatter yet.

So here goes:

Carl Emberson

Chris Ramsey
Steve Hatter
David Young
Martyn Booty

Gordon Connelly
Jason Cook
Billy Kellock
Scott Houghton

Roy McDonough
Mario(n) Walsh

 

[shrimper loz]

I might be a bit younger than you lot (

) But here goes! :

Neville Southall - GK
Andy Harris - RB
Mark Mcnally - CB
Simon Coleman - CB (debatable?)
Nick Nicolau - LB (incredibly poor defensively)
Scott Houghton - RM
Stuart Thurgood - CM (good enough for the conference!)
Paul Byrne - CM ( saw him play his last season with us when he was overwight and slow)
Gordon Conelley - LM
Tony Richards - CF
Sada n Diaye - CF

 

[DTS]

Quote[/b] (shrimper loz @ Dec. 19 2005,18:50)]I might be a bit younger than you lot (

) But here goes! :

Neville Southall - GK
Andy Harris - RB
Mark Mcnally - CB
Simon Coleman - CB (debatable?)
Nick Nicolau - LB (incredibly poor defensively)
Scott Houghton - RM
Stuart Thurgood - CM (good enough for the conference!)
Paul Byrne - CM ( saw him play his last season with us when he was overwight and slow)
Gordon Conelley - LM
Tony Richards - CF
Sada n Diaye - CF

How did I forget Andy Harris ....?

?/

 

[South Bank Hank]

Quote[/b] (EastStandBlue @ Dec. 19 2005,14:58)]Tes Bramble

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Donkey FC

That's just ridiculous.

We've had far worse goalkeepers than Tes Bramble!

 

[Napster]

Quote[/b] (shrimper loz @ Dec. 19 2005,18:50)]Stuart Thurgood - CM (good enough for the conference!)

and for the Fitter as well

All I want for Christmas is Drewe.

 

[Westcliff Shrimper]

David Whyte was another player under the "talented but can't be ar$ed" category...

What a waste of time and wages.

 

[Bluesmanager]

No Pony or 1 goal Jones?

 

[bring-back-N'Diaye]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Dec. 20 2005,09:45)]How do I forget Andy Harris  ....?

?/    

I found therapy helped for me.