Bands/Songs and Footballers

[EastStandBlue]

Heard this on 5Live a while ago and thought it was a pretty good idea, Simply connect bands or songs with Footballers names.

For example: Snow Patrol - Adrian Mutu
                 The Drugs Don't Work - Adrian Mutu
                 Badly Drawn Boy - Wayne Rooney
                 Right Said Fred - Mr Eastwood
                 I Want to take you to a Gay Bar - Mr. **** and Mr. *****

 

[Uncle Leo]

God's Footballer - Chris Powell

 

[Leeboy]

Down Down ( Status Quo ) - Sunderland

What I Like About You Most Is Your Girlfriend ( Specials ) - Darren Byfield

 

[shrimperman]

Your Biggest Mistake (Test Icicles) - Various, although i was thinking tes going to stockport

Party on Dudes (Test Icicles) - George Best?


Apologies about the lack of contrast in my selection of bands only im listening to the album and the moment and the case was right in front of me.

 

[Leeboy]

I Predict A Riot - Southend v Col Ewe ?

 

[FeedTheGoat]

paul merson/paul gascoigne/tony adams etc, alcoholic (starsailor)
joey barton, stand by me (oasis)
the brothers ferdinand, common people (pulp)
alan green/alvin martin, tits on the radio (scissor sisters)
patrick viera/el hadji diouf, spitting games(snow patrol)
Kevin Keegan, say hello, wave goodbye (david Gray)
Ron atkinson, whatever's left (snow patrol)
sven and mclaren, we're not right (David Gray)
nicky butt, please forgive me (david Gray)
jermaine pennant, Beware! Criminal (incubus)
and for most footballers - Where'd all the good people go (jack Johnson)

 

[Firestorm]

Whiskey in the Jar Tony Adams
Fat bottomed Girls Wayne Rooney
Moneys to tight to mention Roman Abramovitch / Macclesfield
Wide eyed and legless Tony Adams
Betcha by golly wow Paul Merson
Ace of Spades Paul Merson
Don't look back in anger Gary Megson
The size of a cow Neville Southall

 

[Leeboy]

Handsome Devil ( Smiths ) - Ian Dowie

 

[Firestorm]

Bands

Stiff Little Fingers  Graham Rix
Mud   Groundsman at Stamford Bridge
The Miracles  Steve Tilson & Paul Brush
Backstreet Boys  *** *******

 

[EastStandBlue]

Graham Rix - Sweet Child of Mine, Goodnight Goodnight
Jermaine Pennant - Living for the Weekend
Steve Tilson - Jesus Walks
The Newcastle Defence - Better Do Better, Holes

Funny how ****'s appear when *cough* is mentioned

 

[Uncle Leo]

Mardy Bum - Graeme Souness

 

[Leeboy]

Back In The DHSS ( Half Man Half Biscuit ) - Graeme Souness

 

[EastStandBlue]

Sunderland - Sugar We're going Down
Bayo Akinfenwa - My Humps
Chelsea - Cash Machine
Arsenals Midfield - Pussycat Dolls

 

[Leeboy]

U-16 Girls ( Travis ) - Graham Rix


Money Money Money ( Abba ) - Leon Constantine, Mark Rawle etc.

 

[Guest]

Quote[/b] (EastStandBlue @ Feb. 17 2006,12:43)]Bayo Akinfenwa - My Humps

this could be slightly modified to apply to one of our friends up the road, as follows

George Elokobi - My 'M'umps

 

[canveyshrimper]

Money - Roman Abramovitch
Time - Tony Adams/Lee Hughes/Jermaine Pennant
Young Girl - Graham Rix
Deck of Cards - Paul Merson
Kung Fu Fighting - Eric Cantona
Simply the Best - Steve Tilson
Tears - Paul Gascoigne

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Sign Your Name - Roman Abramovich
Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now - Mick McCarthy
The Life of Riley - Winston Bogarde
Jailhouse Rock - Lee Hughes / Tony Adams / Graham Rix / Jermaine Pennant

 

[Uncle Leo]

For Darryl - any song by The Pixies

 

[Leeboy]

Quote[/b] (Uxbridge Shrimper @ Feb. 17 2006,13:32)]For Darryl - any song by The Pixies

Laughing Gnome ( David Bowie )

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (Uxbridge Shrimper @ Feb. 17 2006,13:32)]For Darryl - any song by The Pixies

How about "Hi-ho, Hi-ho, It's off to work we go..."