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Barrett Secret

nnatt76

Youth Team
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I now know what Adams secret for scoring goals is ....

At first i thought it was maybe dedication ....visualisations, practise.

Oh but no its far more advanced than that.

He Visits Bentleys (The Lap dancing club) in southend.

Went there for an hour or so before going to storm on Saturday night.

Saw the Goal Machine enjoying himself with a large group of mates ...Top man

Gotta say £10 to get in and £10 for a dance with some stunning women...not a smack head in sight...was well impressed...i almost felt like i was cheating the birds.

was on a Stag do and had spent the afternoon in Spearmint Rhino but Bentleys was way better .......god i'm ranting aint i !!!!
 
Did you see OS' Mum there?

She works there on Fridays and Saturday's.

Not all that though, hence the cheap rate of £1.50 a dance!

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Mate of mine went there a couple of weeks ago and said it was really good.
 
My birds friend dances in there. But i dint think she is all that.
 
Does Barret drive an oldish BMW, Black or dark blue? hope so, cause when I saw Him he would've seen me trying to get his attention with thumbs up and air fist punching. If it wasn't him then whoever it was probably just thought I was a munch bunch looney tune.
 
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Quote[/b] (The Artful Shrimper @ Sep. 27 2004,15:00)]Does Barret drive an oldish BMW, Black or dark blue? hope so, cause when I saw Him he would've seen me trying to get his attention with thumbs up and air fist punching. If it wasn't him then whoever it was probably just thought I was a munch bunch looney tune.
He drives a Granada Estate so the bloke probably thought you was a loon mate.
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Quote[/b] (Barry the dog @ Sep. 27 2004,15:16)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (The Artful Shrimper @ Sep. 27 2004,15:00)]Does Barret drive an oldish BMW, Black or dark blue? hope so, cause when I saw Him he would've seen me trying to get his attention with thumbs up and air fist punching. If it wasn't him then whoever it was probably just thought I was a munch bunch looney tune.
He drives a Granada Estate so the bloke probably thought you was a loon mate.
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Is it a mark I, II, III or IV Granada?
I prefer the mark I myself, it was one of the Sweeney's favourites.
 
I would have thought Adam would have already seen a whole load of tits earlier playing for kiddy
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Quote[/b] (The Artful Shrimper @ Sep. 27 2004,15:00)]Does Barret drive an oldish BMW, Black or dark blue? hope so, cause when I saw Him he would've seen me trying to get his attention with thumbs up and air fist punching. If it wasn't him then whoever it was probably just thought I was a munch bunch looney tune.
You seem to give everyone the thumbs up.

I came out of the Barbers the other day and there you was sitting in the passenger seat of a car waving at me!

Stop stalking people and get a life!!!!!!!!


























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Quote[/b] (Its grim up north! @ Sep. 27 2004,16:57)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (The Artful Shrimper @ Sep. 27 2004,15:00)]Does Barret drive an oldish BMW, Black or dark blue? hope so, cause when I saw Him he would've seen me trying to get his attention with thumbs up and air fist punching. If it wasn't him then whoever it was probably just thought I was a munch bunch looney tune.
You seem to give everyone the thumbs up.

I came out of the Barbers the other day and there you was sitting in the passenger seat of a car waving at me!

Stop stalking people and get a life!!!!!!!!
.....was you with your rugrat was it?
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I also make obscene gestures towards anyone in a Man U shirt
 
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