Biggest animal that you've killed

[Pubey]

Mine is probably a large fish that I caught (I'm not into fishing). Wasn't particularly pleasant, just smacked it on the floor of the boat.

Anyone got any interesting stories?

 

[Rudi Luftwaffe]

Are we talking business or pleasure?

 

[MK Shrimper]

Dropped a house brick on a baby bird that my cat half killed and then left for me as a present. Not nice.

Oh, and that unicorn that ****ed me off, though I must say I was on cake.

 

[Pubey]

Are we talking business or pleasure?

Either.........

 

[Another Surrey Shrimper]

I killed Adam Faith by shouting 'oi Budgie' at him from a moving car. Not proud of it but the truth will out.

 

[Another Surrey Shrimper]

Dropped a house brick on a baby bird that my cat half killed and then left for me as a present. Not nice.

Oh, and that unicorn that ****ed me off, though I must say I was on cake.

I can see your point. Well, his.

 

[Cricko]

A Blue Marlin that I caught in Florida a few years back...My friend who owned the boat had it stuffed and put on the wall in the boat..it must of been at least a mile and a quarter long (The fish that is).

 

[TrueBlue]

A lion when I was on safari I shot it then had my picture taken next to it and after I ****ed on its body

HUMANS RULE!!!!

**** compassion

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

My animal body count is,2 adult deer,1 small deer,2 birds of pray,2 ragadanns,2 moles and countless rats and mice and small birds that wont move.
Weapon of choice is either a van or car at speed.

 

[sufc_tom]

I dropped a pointed rock onto a slug, that's about it. Oh and I suppose salting slugs and snails lol

 

[Rudi Luftwaffe]

I once killed a badger with a carrier bag.

 

[Cricko]

I once killed a badger with a carrier bag.

I once saw a Horse fly.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

I once killed a badger with a carrier bag.

What did the badger have in the carrier bag?

 

[Rudi Luftwaffe]

What did the badger have in the carrier bag?

It's head.

Before you judge me you should have seen what it did to my lawn.

 

[Swiss Tony]

2 pigeons 2 sparrows quiet a few mice 1 big rat with a car, trap, and shovel not nice apart from the bloody rat


MEAT IS MURDER

 

[thewhelk]

It's head.

Before you judge me you should have seen what it did to my lawn.

like it!! !!!!!!!!!

 

[tottenham541]

i reckon some of the folk on here have killed dinosaurs in the past as i think they go back that far, you know the one"s with 20,000 plus posts, they must have :smile:

 

[canveyshrimper]

I pulled the wings off of a fly, it's now called a walk.

 

[Cricko]

I pulled the wings off of a fly, it's now called a walk.

Spiders also go deaf once you pull their legs off.

 

[OldBlueLady]

You know, I reckon TB's best is going to be the daddy long-legs he shafted with a glass at the Trust committee meeting the other night - sod big game and let's cut to the chase!