bowie live at the dog and duck !!

[graysblue]

david bowie is playing a gig at the dog and duck next sunday afternoon.

ticket sales have been very slow with only 3 sold to date.

the venue which has a capacity of 40 are trying their hardest to fit DB in between the meat raffle and the bingo.

bowie will be singing his forgetable hits.


bowie whined " i should be playing in at least bingo halls or even garden fetes".................................yeah right.


anyone interested contact

dog and duck public house
10 back passage
clacton on sea.


ask for dave.

 

[McNasty]

Is he doing a duet with the bloke pretending to be Francis Rossi from Quo ?

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

GB.....Can you get me a couple of tickets please???

 

[graysblue]

Is he doing a duet with the bloke pretending to be Francis Rossi from Quo ?

think he is performing with cilla black? should be a good un.

 

[graysblue]

GB.....Can you get me a couple of tickets please???

best bet is to contact the boozer.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

think he is performing with cilla black? should be a good un.

When I went to see Sir Cliff at Leeds Castle he wheeled out that scouse ratbag for a duet. Ruined a marvellous evening.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

best bet is to contact the boozer.

Ow...ok, i will do that.

Just thought you might have had a mate who knew someone who had a mate that told you a mate could get tickets!!

 

[graysblue]

Ow...ok, i will do that.

Just thought you might have had a mate who knew someone who had a mate that told you a mate could get tickets!!

something like that.

 

[MK Shrimper]

And to think I get accused of starting pointless threads......

 

[graysblue]

sad news,

one of the 3 tickets have been returned!!!


93 year old ethel skinner said "i paid three quid and was told i will get my bingo book included in the price,i aint paying £3 to watch bowie because its a rip off"

spokesman for mr bowie said "david apologises to mrs skinner and will ensue she has a free ticket"

event organiser scottish dave said "this gig will be be very good and well worth £3 i beg his remaining fans to contact me"

in addition,

the most loved person on shrimerzone AKA graysblue insisted "i would rather cut off my dick with a rusted hacksaw or put my arse into the mincer than suffer any bowie track whatsoever"

 

[Lester Bangs]

Another surreal moment in the world that is the Shrimperzone Pub.

I've no idea what this thread is about :nope:

 

[graysblue]

Another surreal moment in the world that is the Shrimperzone Pub.

I've no idea what this thread is about :nope:

likewise....

 

[MK Shrimper]

Well GB you certainly are a (Space) Oddity.

 

[The Big Shrimp]

sad news,

one of the 3 tickets have been returned!!!


93 year old ethel skinner said "i paid three quid and was told i will get my bingo book included in the price,i aint paying £3 to watch bowie because its a rip off"

spokesman for mr bowie said "david apologises to mrs skinner and will ensue she has a free ticket"

event organiser scottish dave said "this gig will be be very good and well worth £3 i beg his remaining fan to contact me"

in addition,

the most loved person on shrimerzone AKA graysblue insisted "i would rather cut off my dick with a rusted hacksaw or put my arse into the mincer than suffer any bowie track whatsoever"

Edited for accuracy!! ;)

 

[McNasty]

the most loved person on shrimerzone AKA graysblue insisted "i would rather cut off my dick with a rusted hacksaw or put my arse into the mincer than suffer any bowie track whatsoever"

I wouldn't worry about doing it yourself, I am sure there may be the odd volunteer to save you the trouble.

 

[graysblue]

Edited for accuracy!! ;)

nice one fella that is funny.

 

[The Big Shrimp]

the most loved person on shrimerzone AKA graysblue insisted "i would rather cut off my dick with a rusted hacksaw or put my arse into the mincer than suffer any bowie track whatsoever"

How can you put your arse into yourself?

larry grayson blue!!

For the record, I'm a bit of a fan of Mr Bowie, not to the extent of A_S, which is why I like a little wind up with him. Sorry to pee on your strawberries mate!! ;)

 

[graysblue]

How can you put your arse into yourself?

larry grayson blue!!

For the record, I'm a bit of a fan of Mr Bowie, not to the extent of A_S, which is why I like a little wind up with him. Sorry to pee on your strawberries mate!! ;)

shh i like him as well.

 

[The Big Shrimp]

shh i like him as well.

I guessed! :D

 

[The Big Shrimp]

I'll get my coat & will leave you to "Shut that door!"