Bread

[canveyshrimper]

I've just had two women call round asking what type of bread I eat.

When I said white, the proceeded to harangue me about the benefits of brown bread for over 30 minutes.

****ing Hovis witnesses. :stunned:

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I had a similar experience with 2 women surveying me about which shampoo I use.
They weren't happy when I said Head & Shoulders.
There's no pacifying these Jojoba Witnesses.......

 

[Bob Cratchitt]

Oh dear, thank god I am off out now if this is the calibre of Friday evening posts.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

OMG..........someone post something funny

 

[RobM]

I had the same from Dyson's "D'ya Hoover's witnesses".

 

[Hotman]

OMG..........someone post something funny

as you asked...

An American walked into an English pub and asked for a pint of Budweiser.

The barman replied "You're American aren't you?"

The man says, "Yeah. Could you tell by the drink I ordered, or the accent?"

The barman replied. "Neither, your a fat **** "

 

[sufc_tom]

as you asked...

An American walked into an English pub and asked for a pint of Budweiser.

The barman replied "You're American aren't you?"

The man says, "Yeah. Could you tell by the drink I ordered, or the accent?"

The barman replied. "Neither, your a fat **** "

Sickipedia :clap::cool:

 

[Hotman]

spot on!!!!

 

[sufc_tom]

Just browsing there now :)

 

[Hotman]

search for chinese lookalike competition, cant post on here because the leftys will moan

 

[sufc_tom]

Disabled toilets.

Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.

 

[Hotman]

and also, is the one about the polish woman on her period still on the front page??

 

[sufc_tom]

How can you tell if a Polish woman is having her period?
She's only wearing one sock.

 

[Hotman]

your braver than me

 

[sufc_tom]

Why's that??

 

[sufc_tom]

65 million French people?

I think we need a new Hitler.

 

[sufc_tom]

Here's your green rep for that one!

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

How can you tell if a Polish woman is having her period?
She's only wearing one sock.

That's cutting edge, I heard that in about 1989!!!! :p

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

That's cutting edge, I heard that in about 1989!!!! :p

When you were 30???


:whistling:

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

When you were 30???


:whistling: