Classic Comedy Catch Phrases and one liner's

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knYOcaQ-x5o

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Wibble (Black Adder trying to feign madness)

Wots on the end of the stick, Vic (shooting stars)

He's a Baby, He's a baby (ditto)

 

[SUFC_Al]

Howard: Why would she ring for me, she thinks I'm an idiot.

Vince Noir: Come on Howard, there's plenty of reasons she might not ring for you... I mean, maybe she's trapped... in a cabinet?

Trapped in cabintes, trapped in cabinets, can he get out, will he get out....

 

[BILLERICAY BLUE]

My favourite part of Blackadder

Gloaters in full

Percy has been sent out to see Lady Farrow, and to try and find out which arm her husband doesn't have.

P: Eh, eh, hang on! Em hang on! Em, em, eh, how do we know you're his wife?
LF: What?
P: Em, well, you know, you could be a gloater.
LF: I beg pardon.
P: You know, a gloater, eh, come to gloat over the condemned man. I mean
we're up to our ears is gloaters here. "Can I come in for a gloat?" they
shout and we shout back "Oh you heartless gloaters".
LF: (cries)
P: All right, all right, I tell you what. I'll believe you're not a
gloater if you tell me which arm he hasn't got.
lf: His left of course! Now let me see my husband!
P: Right! it's the left. Good luck!
BA: Gloaters, you really are a pratt aren't you Percy ?

 

[davewebbsbrain]

I hate you Butler (on the buses)

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

This is so funny......

One of the best Fast Show "****" sketchs of all time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9-fsnNW4Aw&NR=1

 

[MK Shrimper]

Tony Harrison: Look, I took a chance, alright? We asked The Moon, I didn't know he was an alabaster ******, did I?

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Classic amoung Classics........so many one liners's in this i had to attache the whole sketch

The 2 Ronnies.....Fork Handles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MadRUqMvm9c

 

[SUFC_Al]

Tony Harrison: Look, I took a chance, alright? We asked The Moon, I didn't know he was an alabaster ******, did I?

Tony Harrison: How dare you, I come fully equipped with a papoos (sp!). If you want to move me around I slot in the back like a peanut. If you're against the papoos system I have a wheel that clicks in to my chin like a skate...
Saboo: What is he a kit? Am I going to have to assemble this kinder egg and take him with me?
Dennis: Tony has a gift for strategy.
Saboo: A gift for strategy.
Tony: That's right I'm a unique thinker.
Saboo: Okay let's hear one of Tony Harrison's strategums.
Dennis: Come on Tony, don't let me.
Tony: Well I say we move, uh with haste uh we get the book back uh in a bag and then we bring the bag back uh quickly...
Saboo: You're a nob.

 

[MK Shrimper]

This makes me want to go home and watch my episodes of The Boosh that Glasgow kindly donated 'cos he's a bit wrong.

 

[Pubey]

Howard Moon: "Comin' at ya like a beam, like a ray, like a laser, like a beam of light in the night, I'm like lightning, comin' at ya like a kestrel, owww!!"

 

[SUFC_Al]

This makes me want to go home and watch my episodes of The Boosh that Glasgow kindly donated 'cos he's a bit wrong.

same here! And as I have the afternoon off that's what i may do!

From series 3:

TH: Oh **** off, you're gonna be wasted.

I've been sick all over my tentacles.

 

[Pubey]

more Boosh:

The Spirit of Jazz: I'm gonna creep inside you like a warm kitten!

Kodiak Jack: Have you ever had a mountain goat grab you by the scrotum and run away with it and then sell it on ebay a day later?
Howard Moon: Err, no.
Kodiak Jack: You ever been Rohypnoled by a swan, woke up in Cancun?
Howard Moon: No.
Kodiak Jack: Ever been to a tea party with a herd of rhino? Well, I have! And it ain't purty!
Howard Moon: Right.

Tony Harrison: you are gonna be waaaasted!

 

[Uncle Leo]

Glad to see so many Zoners are also Booshers, great stuff.

And for anyone who isn't, I'm going to introduce them to Mr and Mrs Pain, serve them up some violent quiche

 

[SUFC_Al]

Glad to see so many Zoners are also Booshers, great stuff.

And for anyone who isn't, I'm going to introduce them to Mr and Mrs Pain, serve them up some violent quiche

'Tis great stuff.

"You can never be unhappy in a poncho!"

 

[MK Shrimper]

Johnny Two Hats: I'm Johnny Two Hats, why do you think they call me that?
Vince Noir: Is it because you've got two hats on?
Johnny Two Hats: Bingo

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

This makes me want to go home and watch my episodes of The Boosh that Glasgow kindly donated 'cos he's a bit wrong.

If a "whoooooooooooosssssshhhh" was ever appropriate it's surely how I feel about TMB!

How about some TittyBangBang catchphrases to get us back on track?

"Don't look at me, I'm shy!" - Nurse Shy

"Quack & Chips" - the fried duck eating family of obsessives from Romford

"She's got a knife" - Carol, the fat northern Jeremy Kyle fan

"Emergency, Emergency! Where is that wooman? I am da king" - Idi Amin (The Exiled Years)

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

And for anyone who isn't, I'm going to introduce them to Mr and Mrs Pain, serve them up some violent quiche

The Mighty WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHH, surely? :p

 

[MK Shrimper]

If a "whoooooooooooosssssshhhh" was ever appropriate it's surely how I feel about TMB!

How about some TittyBangBang catchphrases to get us back on track?

"Don't look at me, I'm shy!" - Nurse Shy

"Quack & Chips" - the fried duck eating family of obsessives from Romford

"She's got a knife" - Carol, the fat northern Jeremy Kyle fan

"Emergency, Emergency! Where is that wooman? I am da king" - Idi Amin (The Exiled Years)

TBB? Ooohhhh, comedy bypass surgery there shurely.

In fact, don't call me Shirley.

 

[Napster]

It's the old, old story. Droid meets droid. Droid becomes chameleon.
Droid loses chameleon, chameleon turns into blob, droid gets blob back
again, blob meets blob, blob goes off with blob, and droid loses blob,
chameleon and droid. How many times have we seen that story?