Club Calendar, oh dear!

[Massimo Giovanni]

I fear this season's festive favourite of a club Calender will not get many purchasers.
Usual quality of paper etc and player photos are in good focus BUT
The players picked for the 12 monthly slots are, majority of, those likely to be leaving the club either in January or the end of May.
Poor selection so likely a Bond team plck.

The festive gnomes are back!

 

[THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK]

I once stole an Advent Calendar........I got 25 days.

 

[Napster]

I once stole an Advent Calendar........I got 25 days.

should only have been 24. I hope you appealed.

 

[THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK]

should only have been 24. I hope you appealed.

Some are 24, some are 25.

 

[THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK]

Anyway, I don't buy Advent Calendars anymore..........Their days are numbered.

 

[Leigh_Seasider]

I think you’re being a bit rash there, think of the doors it could open.

 

[IloveShrimp]

Would rather spend my money on dates! yum yum

 

[Stuart W]

What is the difference between a calendar showing pictures of Southend defenders, and a colander?

The colander has got far less holes in it.

What do you expect, wit?

 

[IloveShrimp]

Richard Branson has withdrawn from a sponsorship deal of Southend Football Club.

He stated that 'he couldn't have the name VIRGIN on the teams shirts ... when they get ****ed every week !'