Col Ewe Fan Investigates Blues....

[The Artful Shrimper]

Following an invasion of these boards by various gypo-Colchester types bringing the place down with their general uncleanliness and allowing their kids to soil in public etc etc Your humble servant snapped the picture below of your average Col U fan stumbling upon such a precious jewel as the Southend Programme....

 

[The Artful Shrimper]

...On a slightly off topic question...and this has puzzled me.
I watched Lord of the rings. Good film and everything. At the end when Gandalf turns up to do battle astride one of those flying eagle things a curious problem I encountered. Why, instead of trapsing across Middle Earth and wasting 9 hours of film didn't Gandalf just plop Frodo on top of one of those flying things, let him plop the blasted ring into Mount Doom and be done with it?..............
Anyway I'm sure Barry Conlon's to blame so it is on topic.

 

[sufcintheprem]

If only they had an Artful Shrimper on middle Earth, they wouldn't be in half the mess...

...and it would be a crap ending!