Dreams

[Berrichonne shrimper]

Had a funny one yesterday were i was dreaming that i was squeezing out a sponge and i then woke up to find myself squeezing my wifes baby bag in a type of wrap round,she was not best impressed.
Another one i was having a fight and i punched her in the kidneys 3 or 4 times.
Any other funny outcomes of dreams?

 

[Dick Bate's Protege]

Not so much to do with dreams, but the Mrs reckons I've started making involuntary noises when I start dozing off. I blame Ron Martin.

 

[paul]

One dream i had to take a penalty for England away at Brazil and kicked my wife in the leg, she awoke not too impressed. on another dream i was being chased by some luton fans in the middle of a road full of traffic in a que. The bloke grabed my shoulder from behind, i lashed out and hit my good wife in the face, corse she then awoke to find me with my eyes open just after clumping her one....
After explaining my dream and the reason for clumping her one in the face she did eventually forgive me but now we are divorced im just sorry she got off so lightly looking back to how much that divorce cost meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....