echo

Jonny_Stokes · Dec 13, 2005

Echo, in Greek mythology, mountain nymph. She assisted Zeus in one of his amorous adventures by distracting Hera with her chatter. For this Hera made her unable to speak except to repeat another's last words. She fell in love with Narcissus, but when he rejected her, she pined away until only her voice remained. In another myth, she was loved by Pan, who, because he could not win her, caused shepherds to tear her asunder; Gaea buried her limbs, leaving only her voice.

Hambone · Dec 13, 2005

Fantastic.

Firestorm · Dec 13, 2005

in Essex mythology

A messenger, put by God himself , into Gods own county, in Gods personal favourite district, to spread news to the people. Unfortunately Echo started to covet the riches of other messengers he had heard of (Such as Murdoch and Maxfat) and soon his thoughts turned to selling used chariots and advertising Villas on the distant Isle of Scum. The preoccupation with a distant team of gladiators in order to pander to the whims of glory seekers caused the the people to rebel leaving a tatty local rag whose only redeeming features are the non London bits of the sports pages

Matt the Shrimp · Dec 13, 2005

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Quote[/b] (Jonny_Stokes @ Dec. 13 2005,12:26)]Echo, in Greek mythology, mountain nymph. She assisted Zeus in one of his amorous adventures by distracting Hera with her chatter. For this Hera made her unable to speak except to repeat another's last words. She fell in love with Narcissus, but when he rejected her, she pined away until only her voice remained.

In another myth, she was loved by Pan, who, because he could not win her, caused shepherds to tear her asunder; Gaea buried her limbs, leaving only her voice.

Echo, in Essex folklore, a mounting nympho. She attended Zeus nightclub, Romford and undertook amorous adventures by necking Tia Maria and having a chatter. The Tia Maria made her unable to speak except to repeat her requests for a good seeing to. She fell in love with a bloke from the Circus Tavern but when he rejected her, she whined away until only a personal ad in the Echo would find her a bloke.

In another myth, she loved a bloke called Stan, who, because he had not yet shagged her, trained his German Shepherd to tear her skirt off; he then bound her limbs, leaving only her voice to be shut off by putting something in her mouth.