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Favourite Sayings/Phrases.

Shrimperio

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Especially at the work place.

'prior planning prevents **** poor performance'

'There's no such thing as problems, only challenges'

'When you dont like something but cant think of a way to improve it; we call that whinging'.

'The impossible we can do right away. Miracles take a little longer'.

'This will hurt you a lot more than it'll hurt me'

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"Taste this. It's horrible."

What a way to try and tempt someone...

Also, when somethings lost why ask "Where did you last see it?"

Both make me chuckle.
 
One of mine and probably you male's will not appreciate this, but some of the females will.
When the weather forcast comes on the telly and the presenter says "tomorrow we will have sunny periods" i shout back at the them and say
"I have periods but there never sunny"
 
"Mother's ****!" is my favourite exclamation - overheard in a trucker's cafe be a friend of mine and we've since adopted it.
 
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