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Davros

Davros

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The South African cricket team are looking to snap up Caster Semenya should she be banned from atheletics.

A spokesman for Cricket SA was quoted as saying "We've been looking to bolster the fielding with someone who can field both at Long Mid Wicket and Deep gully for a while, and Caster fits the bill perfectly"
 
I opened a bag of sugar this morning and a big pair of black hairy bollocks rolled out.

I'm not buying Caster sugar again.
 
dave said:
The South African cricket team are looking to snap up Caster Semenya should she be banned from atheletics.

A spokesman for Cricket SA was quoted as saying "We've been looking to bolster the fielding with someone who can field both at Long Mid Wicket and Deep gully for a while, and Caster fits the bill perfectly"
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As I know you are a big fan of pedantry, I don't think 'Long Mid Wicket' is actually a fielding position, it would be deep midwicket. :whistling:
 
Selling Bourbon Biscuits for 49p a pack?

That's ASDA Price.

Selling pathetic rape claim stories to the Sun?

That's Katie Price.
 
TV Highlights tonight will be International Football, except for viewers in Scotland who will see the classic movie..........

Out of Africa!!!
 
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