southend4ever
I used to play a little.
One of my favourite little johnny jokes -
little johnny goes to school, and the teacher says "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. "Does anybody have an example of a multi syllable word?"Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, miss, me, me!" Teacher says "All right, little johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?" Little johnny says "Mast-tur-bate." Teacher smiles and says "Wow, little Johnny, thats a mouthful." Little Johnny says "No, miss, you're thinking of a blowjob. I'm talking about a ****."
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little johnny goes to school, and the teacher says "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. "Does anybody have an example of a multi syllable word?"Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, miss, me, me!" Teacher says "All right, little johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?" Little johnny says "Mast-tur-bate." Teacher smiles and says "Wow, little Johnny, thats a mouthful." Little Johnny says "No, miss, you're thinking of a blowjob. I'm talking about a ****."
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