Funniest thing seen at a sporting event

[Ron Manager]

I know we've had a thread about funniest things ever seen at Roots Hall (my personal favourite is still Ken McNasty's false teeth falling out of his mouth in the South Upper into the Lower).

However on Sunday here at the Queensland roar vs Perth Glory fan I think I've seen something to rival that.

There's no real segregation here at games. Although the away fans do have a block of seats all the bars and toilets are shared. We (the Roar) beat Perth 4-1 and at 3-0 in the second half this big fat Glory fan walked from the away fans round the concourse towards the toilets behind where we sit. Of course he got the usual stick 'You Fat Bar Steward', 'Who ate all the pies' etc.

He responded by giving the finger and generally 'waving' in our direction. He was so engrossed in giving stick back that he didn't look where he was going....and walked straight into the ladies - to a huge cheer from the Roar fans of course. He soon walked out rather sheepishly to chants of 'Pervert' and 'Sex Case' and into the gents next door.

Absolutely hilarious....or perhaps you had to be there?

 

[toellandback]

The little goal keeper at the southend Leeds game was good. He was the only one who didn't freeze and milked the reception he got from us :D

The other one was last year at Elland road, Leeds v Ipswich. The under 8 girls team was being paraded round receiving a standing ovation as they went. One of the teams brother was filming, walking backwards as he did. He walked straight into the goal post at the Kop end. The only laugh i had that day

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Saw a pretty funny one on SSN today....a jockey was leading a race and looked over to his left to see how he was doing on the big screen only to allow the second place horse to snatch it in a Photo finish.

 

[Moridin]

Although i didn't see it in person, the Chris Brass own goal is always good for a laugh.....

You do that, and break your own nose in the process, poor chap :D

 

[canveyshrimper]

The bloke who streaked at The Open one year and led to the classic quote from Peter Alliss "all that fuss over a little thing like that".

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Scriv on the away terrace at Macclesfield, claiming to be sober, has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen at a football match.

:D

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Saw a pretty funny one on SSN today....a jokey was leading a race and looked over to his left to see how he was doing on the big screen only to allow the second place horse to snatch it in a Photo finish.

Perhaps he was just having a laugh ;)

 

[Napster]

Scriv on the away terrace at Macclesfield, claiming to be sober, has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen at a football match.

:D

He still claims to this day he was sober.

 

[Bluesmanager]

Yeovil A in the Year of the Goater. Their stupid mascot (still don't know what he is/was) walks into the post that holds up the net right in front of us. Also, That incident involving a Yeovil player, Goater and Prior.

 

[Uncle Leo]

I was at a rugby league game last year and although I support Harlequins, I decided to sit with the Hull KR fans for something a bit different.

The referee - Steve Ganson - was, in the eys of the Hull KR mob, having a bit of a nightmare. One woman in particular, a tubby middle aged bint, was taking particular umbrage. After yet another dodgy call, she just stood up and went off on one totally.

Her face contorted in rage and the same colour as Alex Ferguson's after a session on the Merlot. She screamed: "For ****'s sake Ganson you ****ing **** when are you going to get a ****ing decision right you complete ******!"

A couple of rows back, a bloke was taking a sip from his pint. This tirade made him laugh so much that he sprayed/spat half his pint all over the head of the poor woman in front of him, who had just been sitting there minding her own. As she sat there with lager froth all over her bubble perm, everyone else couldn't help but crease up with laughter. Poor cow.