Great opening lines to songs...

[Swiss Tony]

Start spreading the news I'm leaving today.

 

[Massimo Giovanni]

Meatloaf:
"On a hot summer's night would you give your......"

 

[RHB]

'If you want it, here it is, come and get it' - BadFinger http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkkcs5JMiPs (for the younger ones on here who haven't a clue who Badfinger were)

 

[LCBB72]

'If you want it, here it is, come and get it' - BadFinger http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jkkcs5JMiPs (for the younger ones on here who haven't a clue who Badfinger were)

A very underated band .

 

[Crabby Shrimper]

I have a mansion
Forget the price
Ain't never been there
They tell me it's nice

and

Excuse me girl
I know it's a bit embarrassing but
I just noticed some tan lines
On your shirt

 

[MK Shrimper]

Down down, you bring me down.
I hear you knocking on my door and I can't sleep at night.

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

Make me a deal and make it straight.

 

[MK Shrimper]

She was frigid as a Bible,
When she met her boyfriend Michael.

 

[Napster]

In the mornin' don't say you love me
'Cause I'll only kick you out of the door
I know your name is Rita 'cause your perfume's smelling sweeter
Since when I saw you down on the floor

 

[Napster]

Oi oi oi Lee Satchell you *******
Stop trying to shag the birds and fight the geezers
Mines a Kronenberg mate

 

[Napster]

It was a clear black night, a clear white moon

 

[Shrimpers are Magic]

Oh I was walking round my local store
Searching for the ten pence off Lenor
When suddenly I bumped into this guy
On seeing who it was I gave a cry
“****in’ ‘Ell, It’s Fred Titmus!”​

 

[MK Shrimper]

I once had a girl,
Or should I say,
She once had me.

Turn off, relax and float downstream.
It is not dying.

 

[Crabby Shrimper]

Oh I was walking round my local store
Searching for the ten pence off Lenor
When suddenly I bumped into this guy
On seeing who it was I gave a cry
“****in’ ‘Ell, It’s Fred Titmus!”​

and in response, I'll give you...

Time flies by when you’re a driver of a train
Speeding out of Trumpton with a cargo of cocaine

 

[Mad Cyril]

Time flies by when you’re a driver of a train
Speeding out of Trumpton with a cargo of cocaine

Every Saturday I see the Chigley skins.

They always break my windows cos the home team never wins.

 

[Swiss Tony]

I was walking down the street minding my own affairs,when two policeman grabbed me while I was unawares.

 

[Ron Manager]

Oh I was walking round my local store
Searching for the ten pence off Lenor
When suddenly I bumped into this guy
On seeing who it was I gave a cry
“****in’ ‘Ell, It’s Fred Titmus!”​

Dracula comes from Transylvania, Stevie Nicks sings about cleptomania, Johnny looked out of his bedroom window and shouted to his Mum.....Fred Titmus!

 

[sufcwatcha1]

If you ain't got two kids by 21
you're probably gonna die alone:sad:

Kasey musgraves