Hardest Chocolate Bar

[Perth Bambi]

Simple.

If all the chocolate bars had a royal rumble, which would win?

 

[perth shrimper]

Yorkie.

No question.

Big , tough and hard edged, a no mercy bit of confectionary.

 

[DTS]

I think a Wispa would be pretty hard but go for a Yorkie too.

 

[Slipperduke]

I think a Lion bar would keep seven shades of sh!t out of everyone. The Yorkie has been seduced by showbiz and the highlife, it's like Prince Naz after he won a few fights.

Your Lion Bar don't do showbiz. It's Ricky Hatton.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Whilst the Yorkie has bulk (e.g. Bruno), and the Lion is clearly a lean mean fighting machine (I'm thinking Evander Holyfield here), the daddy is surely the Dime Bar... redolent of early Tyson.

The Dime would take them all to the cleaners...

 

[hexagon_sun]

A 400g bar of Cadbury's Whole Nut - hard as f%&king nails.

 

[* ORM *]

A frozen giant Toblerone

 

[Usual_Suspect]

A Rocky bar must pack a fair punch

 

[SARF]

Texan..  A mans gotta chew what a mans gotts chew

 

[Guest]

The Lion bar would rule supreme. If it had any problems it could always call on it's lost brother, the Peanut Lion Bar.

 

[SUFCEssex]

would have to be Yorkie or Toblerone.

Flake would be the first out.

 

[SARF]

Quote[/b] (SUFCEssex @ May 25 2006,13:40)]Flake would be the first out.

mint Aero wouldn't be far behind

 

[Birri]

Cadburys Animal Bar/Chomp/Fudge/curly wurly would all beat a flake but thats about it as ORM said a Toblerone from the fridge is probably the toughest as its vertually indestructable and the Big Yin did a joke about it once saying it should have a government health warning as you can spear your mouth with one.

 

[MrB]

What a surreal conversation

 

[Perth Bambi]

Saw the question written on a desk in the library while attempting to revise.
The rest of the desk was filled up with other peoples answers.

 

[smith southend shrimper]

Freddo frog could cause a few upsets.

 

[Sebastian Weetabix]

Star bar left in fridge for a week. Hard as nails

 

[perth shrimper]

Yorkie v Lion bar appears to be the final bout.


Yorkie could go the distance but would tire in round 6 or 7 and hold his opponent to save energy until taking a points win.
The Lion bar would i think take a lot of damage but it's lighter weight would give it a bit of versatility.


Toblerone, refrigerated or not is too tall and skinny to make any real impact in the world of confectionary pugilism.

 

[A loyal supporter]

Dont overlook the mite of the 'Drifter tag team'. 2 of the blighters taking turns to batter the opposition and they're each pretty hard.

Worth a crafty bet in my opinion.

 

[Uncle Leo]

What price a Cadbury's Boost? It could go far...