DTS
The Business
Was out with the lads in Brighton a few weeks ago in a bar called the Biscuit Factory. The Bloke from the Pram shop loved it in there as do my mates but I have always found it a bit poncy.
Anyway four of us chewing the fact when my mate (mentioned in past stories) "the Pilot" spotted Colin from 1980's kids programme press gang.
http://www.yoyo.org/pressgang/images/slides/colin.gif
We had all had a few so I decided to speak to Colin and in fairness to the bloke he was a really good guy. I asked if Dexter Fletcher was as much of a tool as he seemed and he said he was a great guy and I asked him if he smashed Julia Swahars or whatever her names is doors in and he laughed and said he did. We did have a slight debate as I thought he always wore a big hat and he said " I think I would know" and denied it but I choose to overlook that.
Anyway his Mrs came back from the bogs and we left them to it. Colin left soon after and we continued our evenning.
About an hour later we moved down the road into another bar. My mate Skeletor and I needed a lash so we went to the chaps while the other lads went to the bar. There was however only one urinal and so I did the decent thing and let the master of greyskull go first.
He however somewhat selfishly I thought took forever to drain the weasel so I decided enough was enough and I would use the crapper. I pulled on the door and it was open so I went to step in.
Low and behold there was Colin from Press Gang wiping up the remains of whatever had crawled up his **** and died. I made my excuses and shut the door but the memory of seeing such an A lister wiping his harris will live on forever.
Have any other members of SZ ever seen a celebrity on the karzee?
Anyway four of us chewing the fact when my mate (mentioned in past stories) "the Pilot" spotted Colin from 1980's kids programme press gang.
http://www.yoyo.org/pressgang/images/slides/colin.gif
We had all had a few so I decided to speak to Colin and in fairness to the bloke he was a really good guy. I asked if Dexter Fletcher was as much of a tool as he seemed and he said he was a great guy and I asked him if he smashed Julia Swahars or whatever her names is doors in and he laughed and said he did. We did have a slight debate as I thought he always wore a big hat and he said " I think I would know" and denied it but I choose to overlook that.
Anyway his Mrs came back from the bogs and we left them to it. Colin left soon after and we continued our evenning.
About an hour later we moved down the road into another bar. My mate Skeletor and I needed a lash so we went to the chaps while the other lads went to the bar. There was however only one urinal and so I did the decent thing and let the master of greyskull go first.
He however somewhat selfishly I thought took forever to drain the weasel so I decided enough was enough and I would use the crapper. I pulled on the door and it was open so I went to step in.
Low and behold there was Colin from Press Gang wiping up the remains of whatever had crawled up his **** and died. I made my excuses and shut the door but the memory of seeing such an A lister wiping his harris will live on forever.
Have any other members of SZ ever seen a celebrity on the karzee?
