How do we get hold of chris waddle

[Guest]

At the start of the season he predicted us and orient for relegation...

$%&*

Does he have a fan club address???

 

[EastStandBlue]

Chris Waddle? Fan Club?

Think that Phrase became extinct years ago...

 

[Guest]

Quote[/b] (shrimp_on_the_wing2003 @ May 30 2005,19:41)]At the start of the season he predicted us and orient for relegation...

$%&*

Does he have a fan club address???  

To have a fan club address he would need a fan club.

I would therefore think it highly unlikely.

 

[Hambone]

To need a fan club he would need a fan.

 

[Guest]

We all need to remind him not to open his mouth if he does not know anything about the subject first - I'll reckon he judged the whole season on the opening matches - both us and Orient suffered pretty poor defeats!

 

[Kent Shrimper]

Could always start here

sunsport@the-sun.co.uk

 

[Guest]

I suggest a few nice words be sent to him c/o the sun. Let him know he couldnt have been more wrong....

 

[Guest]

I often see him in pubs around sheffield, ( seen him get in two fights since christmas!!!!) and will be sure to mention it to him next time hes around.

 

[Mr Wooly]

Dear Chris Waddle,

I realise that in your prime, you were quite a player. A little before my time but there you go. However, I noted your little prediction pre-season of who you thought would be relegated from League Two. Am I right in saying you tipped Southend? I am arn't I?

Now, I know your beloved Toon continue to provide more amusement than dodgy early nineties haircuts (mullets were terrible wern't they?), but I suggest that you actually do some research before you provide such a laughable opinion in a national newspaper. Anyone could see that our pre-season signings were geared up for a promotion push (unless you've never heard of Spencer Prior) and that other teams, notably Cambridge, Bury and Grimsby, were in dire financial straits. But as such a staunch follower of the football league as you of course are, you also failed to take into account that Southend were a stable first division club not so long ago, and has a hardcore support that is second to none. Key qualities in attracting better players that Kidderminster, Chester and Rushden and Diamonds can't provide.

Therefore, I suggest that your future 'predictions' should be related closer to issues that concern you most. Key issues that will invariably ensure outsiders to Barcode World that they may (just may) realise that you know what your talking about. I suggest issues such as; "what tripe is Freddie Shepherd gonna spout next", "Which youth team player is next on Lee Bowyers hitlist" and, perhaps your chosen subject, "Which current England International will release a pony hit single, while looking like a German Porn Star?".

And in case you haven't realised the motive for this E-mail, Southend were promoted to League 1 on Saturday. Some Humble pie, I hope, will be consumed.

Yours, in mild amusement,
Mr Wooly.

 

[Mr Wooly]

I would also suggest that any Emails sent to the aforementioned mullet wearer, should be subsequently accompanied with a picture. Something like this;

 

[Scamps]

quality post, hope he replies to u, muppet as if we were ever going to get relegated:laugh:

 

[Guest]

Its true. What a dick!

 

[Shrimp in a Kilt]

Excellent, Mr Wooly!

 

[shrimperman]

i also sent a shorter version wooly's dialogue. i hope everyone else has done or is doing the same - if we post the sun enough they might, just might write a small article as to what a muppet this bloke is

 

[Kent Shrimper]

a friend of mine works for The Sun and said to try

chris.waddle@newsint.co.uk

Not sure whether he has an address set up but thats how all the rest are sent.

 

[Mr Wooly]

Quote[/b] (Kent Shrimper @ May 31 2005,11:32)]a friend of mine works for The Sun and said to try

chris.waddle@newsint.co.uk

Not sure whether he has an address set up but thats how all the rest are sent.

Email has been sent...

 

[JIMSDAD]

In answer to the title question, "How do we get hold of chris waddle", I would have to say:-

BY HIS PUBIC HAIRS AND THEN TIE THEM TO THE BACK OF THE 0832 FROM SOUTHEND VICTORIA.

 

[W4 Shrimper]

What exactly did he say at the start of the year? Was he overly pejorative about Southend United?

Because if all he did was tip us for relegation, big deal. Tipsters get things wrong, fact of life.

 

[Song of the South Upper]

Oh for God's sake, get a grip people.

So a pundit tipped us for relegation. Big deal. If we were going to ram the play-off victory down the throats of every pundit that had tipped against us, you'd be there a bloody long time. The fact he named Freddy as League 2 player of the season means nothing, does it?

Can't we just enjoy the win instead of throwing stuff back in people's faces? Stop being so bloody petty.

 

[Shrimp in a Kilt]

Quote[/b] (JIMSDAD @ May 31 2005,11:39)]In answer to the title question, "How do we get hold of chris waddle", I would have to say:-

BY HIS PUBIC HAIRS AND THEN TIE THEM TO THE BACK OF THE 0832 FROM SOUTHEND VICTORIA.

I must say you haven't changed much over the years, Michael!