I'm not a celebrity but desperately want to be...

[chadded]

Anyone going to watch this? Why oh why is a former Rozzer going on there?
I could drone on about this for a while, but I won't...

 

[Rayleigh Weir]

Guilty secret time - I normally detest ALL 'reality' TV, but for some reason I often find 'I'm a wannabe celebrity - get me some exposure' worryingly compulsive viewing. I guess it's probably just watching smug pretentious wannabe's getting into something way over their initial comprehension - or it could just be that I think it's funny watching people eat kangeroo testicles...

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

I hate this bollocks and I hate the cult of Z-List celebrity. But I ****ing love Dani Behr. And she's a Jew.

 

[chadded]

I can imagine the conversation with them all.

I'm a TV presenter and MP, fine,
I'm a 9 times Wimbledon champion, fine
My boyfriend plays for Chelsea... er... ok
I'm a batty boy, and an ex cop......hmmm...

 

[Firestorm]

Anyone going to watch this? Why oh why is a former Rozzer going on there?
I could drone on about this for a while, but I won't...

Well the last Commissioner they left in the Wilderness didn't last very long......

 

[steveo]

There are 10 contestants. In a zone fund raiser, if we can find 10 people willing to "sponsor" a contestant for a fiver, that will raise 50 quid. £20 to the person who has the winning contestant, £30 to the upkeep of the zone.

Obviously they will be picked at random and we should sell a wild card in case someone new comes in and wins.

Im in for a fiver, we just need another 10 of you.

Anyone up for it?

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

There are 10 contestants. In a zone fund raiser, if we can find 10 people willing to "sponsor" a contestant for a fiver, that will raise 50 quid. £20 to the person who has the winning contestant, £30 to the upkeep of the zone.

Obviously they will be picked at random and we should sell a wild card in case someone new comes in and wins.

Im in for a fiver, we just need another 10 of you.

Anyone up for it?

I'm willing to pay a fiver to give myself the illusion that I have a stake in Dani Behr. I don't want the gay pig though.

 

[steveo]

I don't want the gay pig though.

Thats the chance you take though mate.

 

[graysblue]

my ideal line up

blair
brown
darling
thatcher
lawson
major
blair the copper


special guest stars
clarence the lion
king kong
and the cast/extras from zulu

 

[steveo]

my ideal line up

blair
brown
darling
thatcher
lawson
major
blair the copper


special guest stars
clarence the lion
king kong
and the cast/extras from zulu

So are you having a fiver or what?

 

[steveo]

Tight buggers

 

[Firestorm]

Tight buggers

Go on I will have a bit of Behr for a fiver


I know i don't choose .........

 

[steveo]

Go on I will have a bit of Behr for a fiver


I know i don't choose .........

Wohooo, we are up and running already

 

[BILLERICAY BLUE]

Go on then, I'll have a fiver as well.

 

[Nobby Snide]

I hate this bollocks and I hate the cult of Z-List celebrity. But I ****ing love Dani Behr. And she's a Jew.

agreed 150% with first line
she's ok I guess...who cares if she's jewish or not?

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Hate it with a passion but have to allow the wife to have it on to justify all the football i watch on Sky at the weekends and throughout the week.

But i have a funny feeling that i will be either in my workshop......sleeping from wine and a Sunday roast or on here slagging the s**t out of it.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Will be watching avidly, and if anyone's doing a sweep I'll have Simon Webbe please!

 

[BrettieAngell]

Gash, scraping the barrell more and more every year!

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

agreed 150% with first line
she's ok I guess...who cares if she's jewish or not?

My mum would. She wants me to settle down with a nice Jewish girl.

 

[Ricey]

Sorry to be lazy but has anyone got a full list of who is going in this time?