Is this the link that led the Police to Roots Hall ?

[CC51DAS]

Coincidence ? On Angler TV tonight they showed Foran's bad tackle

 

[londonblue]

Well, I think we should be worried when we sea a large grouper policemen down at Roots Hall. There's no smokies without fire, and I am shore the police will be angling for information, trying to catch Ron out. If they do, it could be bleak for us - especially if any of the players are implicated, e.g. Coley.

Equally, if the sole reason the cops are there is to trawl for papers, then there's no question that 'Eel be really cross... Cod help them when Ron gets the lawyers on them, as I guess that Ron's solicitors will be a right bunch of sharks - city wide boys with sharp suits and hair neatly coiffed in a mullet. They'll ensure that the scales of justice tip in our favour, knock the police off their perch - and then it'll be Hoo-ray for the Shrimps!

:D :p

You should be ashamed of yourself!

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

You should be ashamed of yourself!

I am... frequently...

:thump: :minger:

 

[RobM]

I think the Police musseled their way in.

 

[I 8 COLU]

I knew I'd have to get my skates on to get the mullet joke in.

I was desperately racking my brain for an ex-player with a grey mullett.. Martin Ling... David Jack.... Peter Trevallay-n (the ex-youth team boss).. Neville Roche.... Brett Angell.... Ray Smith....

and then I realised - Elvis J Eel!

I think its all a bit of a red herring?
And some one needs to winkle the truth out!
:D

 

[Mr Wooly]

I am... frequently...

:thump: :minger:

You should be. I've spent precious minutes reading that carp...

:mad:

 

[NZamba Legend]

Maybe the police thought there was a monkfish and a gudgeon involved? Cheers

 

[CC51DAS]

ANOTHER LINK ???????

His wife (s)Kate , is presumably a Blues fan, as she is said to be suffering from acute depression .

By the way if anyone is interested the fish is £5 a box . Not sure if he does mail order

 

[Zoot Blue]

Perhaps rumours have leaked that Tilly is making a move for John O(y)ster...:angel:

 

[Tinks]

personally I fin(k) the police are skate(ing) on thin ice if they think a shrimper is involved!

 

[South Bank Hank]

Perhaps I'm being a little crabby, but there's a time and a plaice for these kind of awful puns and this isn't it. The porpoise of this website is for debate and conjecture and I think it's shellfish for people to use it for other things. I certainly don't want to see such a good website flounder-ing like this. It could be in reel trouble.

People seem to be posting puns just for the halibut!
Any more puns, and I'll batter yer!

 

[Cricko2]

I have heard NEWS... Certain people with a history with the club have been pulled in for questioning.


Ray White ing

Tot Pike Leon (caught) Bobby Haddock Salmon Francis

Robert (Cod)ner Billy Crew (E) Martin Ling Jimmy Trawler

Jeff Hull Brett Angel(fish) Neville Roach

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

I have heard NEWS... Certain people with a history with the club have been pulled in for questioning.


Ray White ing

Tot Pike Leon (caught) Bobby Haddock Salmon Francis

Robert (Cod)ner Billy Crew (E) Martin Ling Jimmy Trawler

Jeff Hull Brett Angel(fish) Neville Roach

Salmon Francis is just shocking.

Seeing as you poached most of them from my previous post I'm only going to give you 6/10 - must fry harder.

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

ps It should have been pulled in for a grilling by the police.

 

[C C Csiders]

Any truth in the strong rumours that the artists booked to appear at the next Family Fun Day against Luton are Sushi and the Banshees?

 

[Cricko2]

Salmon Francis is just shocking.

Seeing as you poached most of them from my previous post I'm only going to give you 6/10 - must fry harder.

Shurup lol:thump:

 

[South Bank Hank]

Salmon Francis is just shocking.

Seeing as you poached most of them from my previous post I'm only going to give you 6/10 - must fry harder.

Even if you're not a fan of "Salmon Francis", it's more than countered by Cricko's "Leon Caught" which is inspired!

:)

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

True. Ray White-ing was also a good one (or should that be two).

 

[I 8 COLU]

Perhaps I'm being a little crabby, but there's a time and a plaice for these kind of awful puns and this isn't it. The porpoise of this website is for debate and conjecture and I think it's shellfish for people to use it for other things. I certainly don't want to see such a good website flounder-ing like this. It could be in reel trouble.

People seem to be posting puns just for the halibut! Any more puns, and I'll batter yer!

o reely then it might be chips for you s b h :thump:

 

[GodblessArthurRowley]

Right this thread is getting too silly and the mods should Clam down on it immediately