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Joke

steveh1510

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A lion is drinking from a puddle and his tail is up.
A gorilla walks up behind him, seizes the opportunity, and slips the lion a
Liberace.
The gorilla takes off and the lion takes off after him.
The gorilla runs into a hunter's camp, jumps into a tent, puts on a safari
outfit and a pith helmet, grabs a copy of The Johannesburg Times, sits down
and pretends to read.
The lion runs into the camp, sticks his head into the tent and roars,
"Arrgg! Did a gorilla come through here?"
The gorilla says, "You mean the one that nailed you in the ***?"
The lion says, "You mean it's in the paper already?"
 
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Vange Shrimper @ Jan. 09 2004,13:05)]Deja Vu, Steve? I read that just 2 secs ago somewhere else........
Yeah I thought I'd post it on here for the benefit of those who aren't in my e-mail address book, that ok with you?
 
[b said:
Quote[/b] (steveh1510 @ Jan. 09 2004,13:07)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Vange Shrimper @ Jan. 09 2004,13:05)]Deja Vu, Steve? I read that just 2 secs ago somewhere else........
Yeah I thought I'd post it on here for the benefit of those who aren't in my e-mail address book, that ok with you?
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