steveh1510
Life President
A lion is drinking from a puddle and his tail is up.
A gorilla walks up behind him, seizes the opportunity, and slips the lion a
Liberace.
The gorilla takes off and the lion takes off after him.
The gorilla runs into a hunter's camp, jumps into a tent, puts on a safari
outfit and a pith helmet, grabs a copy of The Johannesburg Times, sits down
and pretends to read.
The lion runs into the camp, sticks his head into the tent and roars,
"Arrgg! Did a gorilla come through here?"
The gorilla says, "You mean the one that nailed you in the ***?"
The lion says, "You mean it's in the paper already?"
A gorilla walks up behind him, seizes the opportunity, and slips the lion a
Liberace.
The gorilla takes off and the lion takes off after him.
The gorilla runs into a hunter's camp, jumps into a tent, puts on a safari
outfit and a pith helmet, grabs a copy of The Johannesburg Times, sits down
and pretends to read.
The lion runs into the camp, sticks his head into the tent and roars,
"Arrgg! Did a gorilla come through here?"
The gorilla says, "You mean the one that nailed you in the ***?"
The lion says, "You mean it's in the paper already?"