Madeleine McCann

[Napster]

She was sacrificed by the Illuminati to introduce microchips.
http://forum.davidicke.com/archive/index.php/t-9716.html

 

[Pubey]

I thought Maddie turned out to be in some grimey gypsy webcam porno and it was revealed by 4chan?

 

[chadded]

Last I heard, she was having a nice seafood diiner with Osama Bin Laden.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

There are some very, very strange people out there. Many of them seem to be on David Icke messageboards...

 

[MK Shrimper]

There are some very, very strange people out there. Many of them seem to be on David Icke messageboards...

Or on here to be fair.....:dim:

 

[Crabby Shrimper]

She was sacrificed by the Illuminati to introduce microchips.
http://forum.davidicke.com/archive/index.php/t-9716.html

They should rename that post "Parentheses, and how not to use them"

 

[canveyshrimper]

They should rename that post "Parentheses, and how not to use them"

Or "Parenting, don't leave your kids alone in an apartment in Portugal"

 

[thentherewere4]

The apartment was locked. Then it became unlocked.

The apartment was secure. The weak points were not visible.

The shutters were smashed. Then they weren’t.

Madeleine’s bed was between the twins 2 cots. Then it wasn't.


The toy CuddleCat was in left in a 'high place '. Then it wasn't.

Kate 'knew not to touch anything in the crime scene’ . Then she did.

The Gorrods searched all night. Then they didn't.

Renwick was on holiday with the McCanns. Then she wasn't.


The McCanns had been to Portugal before. Then they hadn't.

The McCanns dined at the Paraiso. Then they didn't.

Madeleine isn't called Maddie. Then she was.

Madeleine isn't called Margaret. Then she was.


Gerry McCann went into the apartment. Then he didn’t.

Webster doesn’t remember. Then she can.

O’Brien made a bed. Then he didn’t.

Tanner left the table. Then she didn’t.


The McCanns booked two tables in the Tapas Bar. Then they didn’t.

Matthew Oldfield saw Madeleine asleep. Then he didn’t.

Father Pacheco handed over the church keys at 4AM. Then he didn’t.

Then he did, and now he won’t talk about it anymore.


Sue Healy didn’t know Robert Murat. Then she did.

Norah Paul was Madeleine’s grandmother. Then she wasn’t.

Norah McCann was Madeleine’s aunt. Then she wasn’t.

Norah Paul said they could have covered it up.


Brian Healy said they ‘hadn’t all had too much to drink’. Then they had.

Najova Chekaya was working that night. Then she wasn’t.

Kate McCann cries. Then she doesn't.

Kate McCann will take a lie test. Then she won’t.


Madeleine wandered off. Then she hadn’t.

Madeleine walked to the beach. Then she hadn’t.

Madeleine fell asleep under a bush. Then she hadn’t.

Madeleine McCann hadn’t been abducted. Then she had.


Madeleine was abducted INTO the Mark Warner complex. Then she wasn’t.

Madeleine left by the bedroom window. Then she hadn’t.

The door was lying open. Then it wasn’t.

Mitchell knew how the abductor left the apartment. Now he doesn’t.


Madeleine hadn’t been drugged. Then she had.

Madeleine had been drugged. Then she hadn’t.

The twins had been drugged. Then they hadn’t.

The twins hadn’t been drugged. Now they have.


Campbell tipped off the police. Then she didn’t.

Murat wasn’t at home that evening. Then he was.

Carpenter the cleaner dined with the McCanns. Then he hadn’t.

Edmonds the millionaire dined with the McCanns. Then he hadn’t.


Madeleine visited Murat’s villa. Then she hadn’t.

Murat translated witness statements. Then he hadn’t.

Jenny Murat wasn’t looking for tax cheats. Then she was.

A private plane left Portimao on May 3rd 2007. Then it didn’t.


Madeleine McCann is ‘like a student overdraft’. She isn’t.

Madeleine McCann is like ‘there’s no money in your bank account’. She isn’t.

Madeleine McCann is ‘that feeling in the pit of your stomachwhen you know you’ve got no money’.

Only Madeleine McCann isn’t.

She really isn’t.

 

[Rob Noxious]

The apartment was locked. Then it became unlocked.

The apartment was secure. The weak points were not visible.

The shutters were smashed. Then they weren’t.

Madeleine’s bed was between the twins 2 cots. Then it wasn't.


The toy CuddleCat was in left in a 'high place '. Then it wasn't.

Kate 'knew not to touch anything in the crime scene’ . Then she did.

The Gorrods searched all night. Then they didn't.

Renwick was on holiday with the McCanns. Then she wasn't.


The McCanns had been to Portugal before. Then they hadn't.

The McCanns dined at the Paraiso. Then they didn't.

Madeleine isn't called Maddie. Then she was.

Madeleine isn't called Margaret. Then she was.


Gerry McCann went into the apartment. Then he didn’t.

Webster doesn’t remember. Then she can.

O’Brien made a bed. Then he didn’t.

Tanner left the table. Then she didn’t.


The McCanns booked two tables in the Tapas Bar. Then they didn’t.

Matthew Oldfield saw Madeleine asleep. Then he didn’t.

Father Pacheco handed over the church keys at 4AM. Then he didn’t.

Then he did, and now he won’t talk about it anymore.


Sue Healy didn’t know Robert Murat. Then she did.

Norah Paul was Madeleine’s grandmother. Then she wasn’t.

Norah McCann was Madeleine’s aunt. Then she wasn’t.

Norah Paul said they could have covered it up.


Brian Healy said they ‘hadn’t all had too much to drink’. Then they had.

Najova Chekaya was working that night. Then she wasn’t.

Kate McCann cries. Then she doesn't.

Kate McCann will take a lie test. Then she won’t.


Madeleine wandered off. Then she hadn’t.

Madeleine walked to the beach. Then she hadn’t.

Madeleine fell asleep under a bush. Then she hadn’t.

Madeleine McCann hadn’t been abducted. Then she had.


Madeleine was abducted INTO the Mark Warner complex. Then she wasn’t.

Madeleine left by the bedroom window. Then she hadn’t.

The door was lying open. Then it wasn’t.

Mitchell knew how the abductor left the apartment. Now he doesn’t.


Madeleine hadn’t been drugged. Then she had.

Madeleine had been drugged. Then she hadn’t.

The twins had been drugged. Then they hadn’t.

The twins hadn’t been drugged. Now they have.


Campbell tipped off the police. Then she didn’t.

Murat wasn’t at home that evening. Then he was.

Carpenter the cleaner dined with the McCanns. Then he hadn’t.

Edmonds the millionaire dined with the McCanns. Then he hadn’t.


Madeleine visited Murat’s villa. Then she hadn’t.

Murat translated witness statements. Then he hadn’t.

Jenny Murat wasn’t looking for tax cheats. Then she was.

A private plane left Portimao on May 3rd 2007. Then it didn’t.


Madeleine McCann is ‘like a student overdraft’. She isn’t.

Madeleine McCann is like ‘there’s no money in your bank account’. She isn’t.

Madeleine McCann is ‘that feeling in the pit of your stomachwhen you know you’ve got no money’.

Only Madeleine McCann isn’t.

She really isn’t.

A bold and intriguing debut post - welcome to the Zone. :hello:

 

[thentherewere4]

:smile:TFT.

 

[thentherewere4]

 

[Smudger]

WTF is that?

 

[canveyshrimper]

WTF is that?

A Rolling Stones album cover? :unsure:

 

[thentherewere4]

@WTF:That was a series of pictures released independent of one another by the McCann Media Machine over a period of about 3 years. As with all things McCann it paints a picture and I am in no way responsible for the original artwork. This set of images along with the text has been banned and removed on 3 forums and pulled from 2 newspaper comment sections.

 

[MK Shrimper]

@WTF:That was a series of pictures released independent of one another by the McCann Media Machine over a period of about 3 years. As with all things McCann it paints a picture and I am in no way responsible for the original artwork. This set of images along with the text has been banned and removed on 3 forums and pulled from 2 newspaper comment sections.

I'm sure the owners will thank you then when the lawyers come a knockin'. MTS is a busy busy man dontchew know.

 

[Funky Kong]

1. Is anyone else bored to absolute tears by endless Madeline news reports?
2. Why does she get all media attention when hundreds of people go missing each month?
3. Do you prefer reading about Princess Di or Madeline McCann? Both bore me!
4. Why the f**k has the mum written a book? This just adds to suspicions she is a money grabber.
5. Why the f**k did they leave the kids in the apartment in the first place? Surely you take them to dinner with you?
6. I was done reading Maddy stories in the paper and now they are on my beloved forum. ARGH.
7. Have a good day folks.

Funky.

 

[pickledseal]

And so Twitter tells me she may have been found in India, which is slightly more popular than Minge as a Trending Topic.
I love the internet.

 

[Smiffy]

Probably another hoax.

Bored of it now to be honest.

 

[tice_18]

I think it must be a hoax, none of the news channels have even mentioned it.

 

[ldnfatso]

Her parents are obviously looking to go to India on hols to rack up some more airmiles!