Mitchell Cole Song

[DTS]

Bit of topic but I really dont like the Mitchell Cole Indistructable song. so I have invented my own after a hour in the pub.

To the tune of Grand old Duke of York.

" Super Mitchell Cole ,He had 10,00 tricks
 He scored a goal v the Col U scum
 And he made them look like p%&*ks
 And we going up, going up
 And there going down, going down
 Super Mitchell Cole he is the talk of Southend town"

I'll get my coat !!  

 

[Lucas D]

Pretty good....about one for Guttridge.

Soooooper, Super Luke
Soooooper, Super Luke
Soooooper, Super Luke
Super Lukey Guttridge!

 

[Shrimpersarmy]

It's better than the "feed the goat, let him know it's feeding time" song. Shocking.

 

[Shrimper2thecore]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Nov. 11 2005,13:25)]Bit of topic but I really dont like the Mitchell Cole Indistructable song. so I have invented my own after a hour in the pub.

To the tune of Grand old Duke of York.

" Super Mitchell Cole ,He had 10,00 tricks
 He scored a goal v the Col U scum
 And he made them look like p%&*ks
 And we going up, going up
 And there going down, going down
 Super Mitchell Cole he is the talk of Southend town"

I'll get my coat !!  

I hope you have more than one coat!

I like Mitchell's song, and have Cole on my shirt, so i win!

 

[Guest]

That's not too bad, actually.

Agree that the alternate 'Feed the goat' song is dire!

 

[DTS]

I always think gutts would be more suited to...

hes here, he's there, hes every f%&king where -

 

[tommytwoholes]

Oooh R JCR say OOOH R JCR

 

[C C Csiders]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Nov. 11 2005,13:25)]Bit of topic but I really dont like the Mitchell Cole Indistructable song. so I have invented my own after a hour in the pub.

To the tune of Grand old Duke of York.

" Super Mitchell Cole ,He had 10,00 tricks
 He scored a goal v the Col U scum
 And he made them look like p%&*ks
 And we going up, going up
 And there going down, going down
 Super Mitchell Cole he is the talk of Southend town"

I'll get my coat !!  

I think I like it.

 

[Taunton_Shrimp]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Nov. 11 2005,13:35)]I always think gutts would be more suited to...

hes here, he's there, hes every f%&king where -

i rekon this would be better for luke

he's short, he's fair, he's f*****g everywhere

or for JCR

he's small, he's quick, he'll make you look a dick, campbell-ryce

 

[Pubey]

Quote[/b] (Yeovil_Shrimper @ Nov. 11 2005,14:55)]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ Nov. 11 2005,13:35)]I always think gutts would be more suited to...

hes here, he's there, hes every f%&king where -

i rekon this would be better for luke

he's short, he's fair, he's f*****g everywhere

or for JCR

he's small, he's quick, he'll make you look a dick, campbell-ryce

hahahaha
i listen out for it tomoz on blues world

 

[Kenny]

the song was actually created by West Ham fans* as they used to sing it about Joe Cole

(if we're splitting heirs it was created by Spandau Ballet)