Mystery Player Posts Injury Picture! (Graphic Images)

[INJURY_LISTED]

Hi Shrimperzone,

I am new to your Forum.
I Can't tell you who I play for but I do Support Southend United.
Unfortunately I have picked up an injury for several weeks.
I will keep you updated and reveal more later

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Looks like you've been branded by Nike.

Seriously tho, that looks nasty. Have a mate who has had the same sort of injury.

Fingers crossed for a speedy recovery

 

[INJURY_LISTED]

Looks like you've been branded by Nike.

Seriously tho, that looks nasty. Have a mate who has the same sort of injury.

Fingers crossed for a speedy recovery

Thanks , My Club provides excellent Medical Facilities, I won't reveal who did this to me (Player Protocol). It is healing fast though

 

[Swiss Tony]

If that was done on a field of play, there must be grounds for assault blimey, good luck with the recovery mate.

 

[rigsby]

Were you playing against us?

 

[Holy Joe]

Hi Shrimperzone,

I am new to your Forum.
I Can't tell you who I play for but I do Support Southend United.
Unfortunately I have picked up an injury for several weeks.
I will keep you updated and reveal more later
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How long ago did that happen? And how long are you expected to be out for?

 

[Andy_S]

This is up there with Ron posting under a fake name during the takeover talks. SZ never fails to be random.

 

[INJURY_LISTED]

Where you playing against us?

No!

 

[INJURY_LISTED]

How long ago did that happen? And how long are you expected to be out for?

Saturday 7th October 2023. Picture was taken 4 days after, when Dressing Changed. I will post an update later as it heals.

 

[CanveyCastle]

No!

You have a quite hairy leg.

Do you play for Werewolves United ?

 

[GIBBO]

What league do u play in ??? @INJURY_LISTED

 

[Napster]

Saturday 7th October 2023. Picture was taken 4 days after, when Dressing Changed. I will post an update later as it heals.

The same day Hamas attacked Israel. The plot thickens

 

[Jim Levenstein]

wtf

 

[Bad Beat]

You have a quite hairy leg.

Do you play for Werewolves United ?

Werewolverhampton Wanderers surely.

 

[Streaky]

Are you Richard Keys?

 

[Phippsy]

This bloody takeover needs to happen real soon



Do you wear glasses?


Have you got a moustache?

 

[GNH]

This is what happens when you get treatment from the healing hands of John Gowens for an ingrowing toenail.

I can only assume the scissors slipped?

Similar happened to Julian Hails as @Hooly will confirm.

 

[Target man]

It's a minor cut at best. Man up!

 

[* ORM *]

17 of Broomfield Hospital’s finest stitches in that one. I can post the before picture if you’d like but I’m told gashes are banned on here.

 

[Stan33]

17 of Broomfield Hospital’s finest stitches in that one. I can post the before picture if you’d like but I’m told gashes are banned on here.

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Must b one of our old players