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Number 3

Jul 12, 2005
Canvey Island
I walked into a new pub and saw a sign hanging over the bar which read:

Number 1 CHEESEBURGER: £2.50
Number 2 CHICKEN SANDWICH : £2.50
Number 3 HANDJOB: £10.00

Checking my wallet for the necessary payment, I walked up to the bar
and beckoned to one of the three exceptionally attractive, scantly clad
women serving drinks to a meager looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquired with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering" I whispered "are you the one who gives the Number 3?"

"Yes", she purred, "I am."

I replied, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."