on a lighter note

[ldnfatso]

What's The Difference Between Lewis Hamilton And The England Team?


Hamilton Will Still Have A Mclaren At Lunchtime......

 

[Rayleigh boy]

raised a laugh here -

steve mac is getting 2.5 million quids severance -

 

[Boreham Shrimper]

Top post! Pity McClown will still be on the payroll with a £2.5 million payoff :eek:

 

[shrimper dan]

thats why he didnt resign because if he did he wouldnt of got paid

 

[CC51DAS]

Top post! Pity McClown will still be on the payroll with a £2.5 million payoff :eek:

I guess its known as the price of failure...:o

 

[CC51DAS]

What's The Difference Between Lewis Hunt And The England Team?


Not much , not much at all ......

Edited to save you the bother

 

[Boreham Shrimper]

thats why he didnt resign because if he did he wouldnt of got paid

True. Up until that interview last night I thought he genuinely believed he could stay on as England manager. After that though it became clear that he was only waiting for the sack so he could get the pay off. What a **** :guns:

 

[Clarky_Blues]

What does Lewis Hamilton have that England don’t?

A place in Switzerland!

 

[stevie_G_G_G]

True. Up until that interview last night I thought he genuinely believed he could stay on as England manager. After that though it became clear that he was only waiting for the sack so he could get the pay off. What a **** :guns:

What a **** but surely you would have done the same thing?

 

[Boreham Shrimper]

What a **** but surely you would have done the same thing?

Oh most probably. But then I'm not the England manager and I didn't fail to qualify for the European Championships.

It's a sad day when money means more to people than representing their country, which is why I believe that players should only be paid a nominal fee + expenses for doing so. It should be an honour to pull on the England shirt, not a profession. Most of this squad (and McClaren, let's not forget he was No. 2 to Sven) are serial failures when it comes to producing the goods for their country.

 

[leeblue]

Whats 12inches long and dangles in front of a ****........steve mclarens tie

 

[ldnfatso]

hahaha , that's good!

 

[canveyshrimper]

What's the difference between OJ Simpson and the England team?

OJ had a more credible defence.:p

 

[rowhst101rhall]

The Met Office have issued flood warnings for the whole of Scotland.

5 million people are still pi$$ing themselves laughing this evening!

 

[ian_the_girth]

i hear mcclaren is going to the fa christmas ball as a pumpkin
hes hoping someone can turn him into a coach !

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

TomTom are recalling 250,000 of their SatNav units as England are no longer in Europe.

 

[barmyarmy]

word on the street is the Fa are changing the 3 lions to 3 tampons. A spokesperson has been quoted saying we are think about this change to celebrate our worst ever period

 

[Beaver]

Vunerables & McClowns Team Selection Meeting

Mc - Right, Tel, thanks to Israel I can still get us through to the Euros and can't afford any mistakes. Goalkeeper - who's the best in the country?
TV - Rob Green
Mc - Don't know him. Is he in the squad?
TV - No.
Mc - Who have we got - I can't afford to play that clown Robinson again?
TV - James and Carson.
Mc - Who would you go for?
TV - Well James is in good form and has more experience.
Mc - Hmmmmm, James cost Sven a few games, I'll go with Carson. Defence picks itself; Nev, JT, Rio and Ash.
TV - They're all injured, Steve.
Mc - Oh. Well, Micah at right back, Ledley and Carra in the middle and the other fella who can only kick with one foot on the left.
TV - Ledley's injured, Steve - and Carra refuses to play for his country.
Mc - Who does that leave me?
TV - Lescott and Sol.
Mc - There must be other centre halves?
TV - They're all foreigners, Steve.
Mc - Lescott? I thought he was a left back, never mind, he's in. Midfield is easy Becks, Lamps, Stevie G and Joey.
TV - I wouldn't start with Becks, Steve. Not fit and playing in a Mickey Mouse league.
Mc - Well I saw him a few weeks ago and he scored twice in a 14-4 win.
TV - Save him towards the end in case we need a get out of jail card like against Greece.
Mc - Good idea - so we'll play the little fella on the right. You know, quick with no end product.
TV - Lennon?
Mc - No, the other one. He's Dad will be in the TV studio, so that should go down well. So that's SWP, Lamps, Stevie G and Joey.
TV - Steve, you know Frank and Stevie G can't play together, even my old mum knows that.
Mc - Only because neither one is defensive. I'm going to put another man behind them, Barry. That'll fool Bilic. Now, up front. I think we should play the two that caused Russia so many problems here.
TV - Heskey and Owen?
Mc - Yep.
TV - They're both injured.
Mc - $hit - who would you play?
TV - Rooney and Ashton.
Mc - Excellent, two class players, they're in.
TV - They're both injured.
Mc - Fck me, have I upset the big man up there?
TV - Who, Barwick?
Mc -No THE big man.
TV - Crouchy won't let you down.
Mc - How many goals has he scored this season?
TV - None
Mc - None? Is he the best we've got?
TV - We've got Defoe and Bent as well. They've got one goal between them.
Mc - One goal between 3 of our best players, why is that?
TV - Too many foreigners in the Premiership.
Mc - Tel, I'm struggling here, do you think I'm out of my depth?
TV - Don't be silly, look at your CV, how many trophies have you won?
Mc - None.
TV - I've just remembered, I've got to speak to my solicitor about redundancy compensation.

 

[mattytheshrimper]

i got 1

'England are to change their shirts. The three lions will be replaced with three tampons to represent the worst ****ing period they've ever had!

 

[fredheim_holm]

word on the street is the Fa are changing the 3 lions to 3 tampons. A spokesperson has been quoted saying we are think about this change to celebrate our worst ever period

i got 1

'England are to change their shirts. The three lions will be replaced with three tampons to represent the worst ****ing period they've ever had!

Ahem :minger: