Pure Nuts

[BRICKTOP]

Quote[/b] (scamps @ Sep. 12 2005,22:44)]Has ur sister got a boyfriend?

ABSOLUTE WF ( WOMB FERRET)

 

[benny the blue]

Your girlfriend Natalie has very large breasts, do you have names for them?

Do you have any strange lumps or growths on your body?

Who would win a fight between a squirrle and a rat?

Would you drink your own urine for a bet? Rolf Harris does

Have any of the other players wet themselves recently?

If you could cheat with a fellow squad members girlfriend/wife whos would it be?

I like cheese and pineapple on sticks. What is your favourite party snack?

 

[BRICKTOP]

Quote[/b] (benny the blue @ Sep. 12 2005,23:23)]Your girlfriend Natalie has very large breasts, do you have names for them?

Do you have any strange lumps or growths on your body?

Who would win a fight between a squirrle and a rat?

Would you drink your own urine for a bet? Rolf Harris does

Have any of the other players wet themselves recently?

If you could cheat with a fellow squad members girlfriend/wife whos would it be?

I like cheese and pineapple on sticks. What is your favourite party snack?

Great set of questions benny boy, couldn't have put em better myself !!!

 

[Guest]

Super noodles or Pot noodles?

Do you like Ludo?

Snakes or ladders?

Have you ever been to Serbia?

Do you believe in Nessie?

Favourite pre-1950's film?

Black or blue pens?

Do you use Petts toothbrush?

Boxers or Thong?

Sorry...

 

[blueheaven]

Did your mum or dad choose your name ?

 

[Stats]

Who in the team has got the worst flatulance problem??

 

[dave cusaks nose]

Che:

Have you ever managed to play so f%&king average for so f%&king long, for one club. But still managed to stay in the first team?



here we go........................................

 

[perth shrimper]

TRUE OR FALSE

Newsreader Trevor MacDonald used to play saxaphone in Bob Marley and the Wailers

 

[Its Only A Game]

You are at your girlfriends parents house for the first time and have blocked the toilet having had a paticularly large curry the night before. Do you....

a) try to unblock it using a towel as a plunger,
b) confess it was you, or
c) pretend it wasn't you and blame your girlfriend.

 

[sufcintheprem]

Could you lead a nationalistic uprising to overthrow a tyrranical dictatorship by using, broadly speaking, terrorist measures yet still remain a hero to the people of said country?

If that one makes the programme, I may well even buy it!!!

 

[Its Only A Game]

do you like being nick-named after a dairy product or would you rather it be a vegetable. If so, which one and why?

 

[Mad Cyril]

Do you ever worry that some time in the future computers may develop intelligence and threaten our personal liberty?

 

[Guest]

Goonies or Gonads?

 

[Shrimper2thecore]

Quote[/b] (EastStandBlue @ Sep. 12 2005,21:51)]What in god's name inspired your mother to call you Che?

'Cos she liked Che Guavara, we know that 1!

 

[Shrimper2thecore]

Have any other clubs shows interest in you?

Why isit so hard to get a good left back at this level?

Does it annoy you that you are not in the smallest way remotely considered for your actual position ever?

 

[Lucas D]

Che:

Has Petts ever tried to take advantage of you when you were drunk?

 

[Hong Kong Blue]

Che

Do you ever worry that Leeboy might lock you in his cupboard, like Harry Barris did to Jimmy Corbett?

 

[blues_r_best]

Have you ever laughed so hard that a little bit of wee came out?

 

[The General]

Quote[/b] (blues_r_best @ Sep. 13 2005,11:54)]Have you ever laughed so hard that a little bit of wee came out?

Get my text?

 

[SUFC in Sussex]

Can you run faster than the speed of light?

Have you got one foot bigger than the other?

What percentage of Pett's hair is he losing per day?