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[b said:
Quote[/b] ]Violation of said self imposed order will result in copious amounts of naked self flagellation whilst bound by the feet to the gates of Roots Hall.:)

be prepared to be charged rent by Ray Davy!
 
Oh God, the thought!

Mind you, I could always charge the Bluebelles a nominal fee. I'm sure one or two of them would love a quick swoosh with a cat-o-nine tails:D Now there's a thought for ya:laugh:
 
I'd have Andu tarred, feathered and then padlocked to the gates and ask the little git to charge him rent !! from a personal note!
 
[b said:
Quote[/b] (D62SUBOY @ Dec. 02 2006,23:16)]I think you'll all be glad to know I now have a self imposed gagging order imposed to prevent me from making any more inappropriate comments.

Violation of said self imposed order will result in copious amounts of naked self flagellation whilst bound by the feet to the gates of Roots Hall.:)

I sincerely hope all parties concerned feel this is both adequate and appropriate
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The crappy Main Gate by the Shop, or the Smart ones up the top?

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[b said:
Quote[/b] (Shrimp in a Kilt @ Dec. 02 2006,23:31)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (D62SUBOY @ Dec. 02 2006,23:16)]I think you'll all be glad to know I now have a self imposed gagging order imposed to prevent me from making any more inappropriate comments.

Violation of said self imposed order will result in copious amounts of naked self flagellation whilst bound by the feet to the gates of Roots Hall.:)

I sincerely hope all parties concerned feel this is both adequate and appropriate
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The crappy Main Gate by the Shop, or the Smart ones up the top?

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you mean the nice new gates by the shop
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[b said:
Quote[/b] (Shrimp in a Kilt @ Dec. 02 2006,23:31)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (D62SUBOY @ Dec. 02 2006,23:16)]I think you'll all be glad to know I now have a self imposed gagging order imposed to prevent me from making any more inappropriate comments.

Violation of said self imposed order will result in copious amounts of naked self flagellation whilst bound by the feet to the gates of Roots Hall.:)

I sincerely hope all parties concerned feel this is both adequate and appropriate
smile.gif
The crappy Main Gate by the Shop, or the Smart ones up the top?

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Ohhh, the smart ones up the top. Don't want to make the old ones look any worse than they already do.

Besides, I've heard rust can do all sorts of damage to certain parts of the exposed body
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[b said:
Quote[/b] (D62SUBOY @ Dec. 02 2006,23:36)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Shrimp in a Kilt @ Dec. 02 2006,23:31)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (D62SUBOY @ Dec. 02 2006,23:16)]I think you'll all be glad to know I now have a self imposed gagging order imposed to prevent me from making any more inappropriate comments.

Violation of said self imposed order will result in copious amounts of naked self flagellation whilst bound by the feet to the gates of Roots Hall.:)

I sincerely hope all parties concerned feel this is both adequate and appropriate
smile.gif
The crappy Main Gate by the Shop, or the Smart ones up the top?

rock.gif
 

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Ohhh, the smart ones up the top. Don't want to make the old ones look any worse than they already do.

Besides, I've heard rust can do all sorts of damage to certain parts of the exposed body  
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You could always get some of that Rust Inhibitor they use on cars
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[b said:
Quote[/b] (Steve_Clubshop @ Dec. 02 2006,23:36)]what bloody gates we talking about here
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You know, those big things that open and close to prevent things getting past! Bloody hell, didn't you go to school
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[b said:
Quote[/b] (Beaver @ Dec. 02 2006,23:37)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (D62SUBOY @ Dec. 02 2006,23:36)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (Shrimp in a Kilt @ Dec. 02 2006,23:31)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (D62SUBOY @ Dec. 02 2006,23:16)]I think you'll all be glad to know I now have a self imposed gagging order imposed to prevent me from making any more inappropriate comments.

Violation of said self imposed order will result in copious amounts of naked self flagellation whilst bound by the feet to the gates of Roots Hall.:)

I sincerely hope all parties concerned feel this is both adequate and appropriate
smile.gif
The crappy Main Gate by the Shop, or the Smart ones up the top?

rock.gif


biggrin.gif
Ohhh, the smart ones up the top. Don't want to make the old ones look any worse than they already do.

Besides, I've heard rust can do all sorts of damage to certain parts of the exposed body
oops.gif
You could always get some of that Rust Inhibitor they use on cars
wow.gif
I ain't using that again! Believe me that stuff stings almost as much as a misplaced burst from a can of Deep Heat
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[b said:
Quote[/b] (TITSUP @ Dec. 02 2006,23:44)]oh' don't you start!! wait until you see the crap!!
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you can't go posting comments about club mechandise being 'crap'........it's just not on ya know
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[b said:
Quote[/b] (D62SUBOY @ Dec. 02 2006,23:45)]
[b said:
Quote[/b] (TITSUP @ Dec. 02 2006,23:44)]oh' don't you start!! wait until you see the crap!!  
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you can't go posting comments about club mechandise being 'crap'........it's just not on ya know  
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I thought we were talking about the gates
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