Reasons to be cheerful....1,2,3..

[Ron Manager]

Come on people, we need some cheering up...in the words of the late, great Ian Dury give me your 'reasons to be cheerful'...

I'll start off with -

the first sip of beer at the end of a working week.

 

[canada shrimper]

sausage sandwiches on a saturday morning

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Waking up in the morning next to my wife

 

[please delete my account]

Taking a massive dump, wiping oneself to find that the paper is clean, no messing around with a sticky tar poo.
I like to cherish these special moments.

Kind Regards

 

[seany t]

This series of The Thick Of It being 8 episodes long

 

[Uncle Leo]

Marta the office receptionist is looking fit again today

 

[Pubey]

Fit new-starter at work!

 

[please delete my account]

Fit new-starter at work!

You want to get in there and show her the 'ropes' *, old chap.

Kind Regards

* your penis

 

[osymandus]

You want to get in there and show her the 'ropes' *, old chap.

Kind Regards

* your penis

Long twisted and knoty ?

 

[AdamTheShrimper]

Taking a massive dump, wiping oneself to find that the paper is clean, no messing around with a sticky tar poo.
I like to cherish these special moments.

Kind Regards

so true my friend... so true

 

[AdamTheShrimper]

Looking at all the beautiful women in the university library

 

[Ron Manager]

Re-discovering genius songs you haven't heard in years, which I've just done with this gem...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJSaRw1vjxM&feature=related

 

[Napster]

My daughter learning new vocabulary all the time.

 

[seany t]

My daughter learning new vocabulary all the time.

If she's listening to you about 11am, I suspect that will include 'bollocks', 'administration' and '**** nugget'?

 

[Ron Manager]

My daughter learning new vocabulary all the time.

Same with my son, however he is particularly proud of his new word 'helicopter' and says it at every opportunity (several hundred times a day) and it's starting to grate a little if I'm honest :unsure:

 

[Napster]

Same with my son, however he is particularly proud of his new word 'helicopter' and says it at every opportunity (several hundred times a day) and it's starting to grate a little if I'm honest :unsure:

helicopter's a great word. My little'un has started to play telephone games with me where she makes a ringing noise and we talk on pretend phones. She knows our new cat's name - Byron - and talks about her being a good girl. Great fun.

 

[Ron Manager]

helicopter's a great word. My little'un has started to play telephone games with me where she makes a ringing noise and we talk on pretend phones. She knows our new cat's name - Byron - and talks about her being a good girl. Great fun.

I think girls are a bit better at those sort of games than boys. I can sit for hours with my daughter and chat about all sorts in her little pretend world and have done from when she was a lot younger.

With my son however it's more the case of watching him run around and bounce off the walls (literally) whilst he shouts HELICOPTER, HELICOPTER at the top of his voice.

Girls are more grief as teenagers though apparently......

 

[Uncle Leo]

With my son however it's more the case of watching him run around and bounce off the walls (literally) whilst he shouts HELICOPTER, HELICOPTER at the top of his voice.

Girls are more grief as teenagers though apparently......

On a similar note, I have a two year old boy cousin obsessed with JCBs and suchlike. If he sees one he just goes digger digger digger digger digger digger digger digger for the next five minutes. :)

 

[Pubey]

On a similar note, I have a two year old boy cousin obsessed with JCBs and suchlike. If he sees one he just goes digger digger digger digger digger digger digger digger for the next five minutes. :)

stick a biscuit in his mouth and get him to stand next to some black people.


kind regards!

 

[MK Shrimper]

My missus' 11yr old niece has started quoting Scarface "Say hello to my little friend" due to my incredible Mike Yarwoodesque impersonation of Al Pacino to the point that she's annoyed everyone in her family :D