Southend Programme - Comedy Genius!

[Shrimper Zoo]

For anyone who's got the programme but haven't read it - turn to the centre pages now.

Duncan Jupp is now cunningly disguised as Tes Bramble.  

Lewis Hunt has apparently changed position.  And colour.  As he's now the goalkeeper.

Drewe Broughton has chaged his name to Duncan Juipp.  And his voting phone number is obviously ex-directory as none is given.

I could go on but, well, you know the score ....

Pure comic genius.  I wonder how much we pay the programme proof reader?  

Marvellous

 

 

[TrueBlue]

another **** up by the club just proves yet again that are club is a total shambles

 

[The Artful Shrimper]

Maybe it'll be worth a few bob, albeit we have so many programme errors perhaps not.

 

[Gremlin]

Quote[/b] (TrueBlue @ April 21 2004,00:05)]another **** up by the club just proves yet again that are club is a total shambles

Good job it's not you doing the proof reading really isn't it?

 

[londonblue]

I think it's a conspiracy to ensure that either Duncan Jupp or Lewis Hunt win the POTS award.

 

[Guest]

I particulary enjoyed the Shared Memories section - I am sure the Hull fans appreciated the links between Southend and Yeovil

 

[Javea Shrimper]

I see things have improved remarkably since our departure ...

WS

 

[Shrimper Zoo]

I was also vaguely interested to note in Nick Hart's column that Hull ended their season a couple of years ago with a 1-0 draw over Lincoln, too, but I thought it was very minor in comparison to how professionally they'e advertised their POTS awards

 

[Hawkwell Blue]

Quote[/b] (Shrimper Zoo @ April 21 2004,10:22)]I was also vaguely interested to note in Nick Hart's column that Hull ended their season a couple of years ago with a 1-0 draw over Lincoln, too, but I thought it was very minor in comparison to how professionally they'e advertised their POTS awards  

Yeah, that Nick Hart is a w****r!

 

[TrueBlue]

Quote[/b] ]Good job it's not you doing the proof reading really isn't it?

Maybe so but if i were running the show down there some people at the club would get a right kick up the backside!

 

[Shrimper in India]

Our programme is an absolute joke, the sooner someone is taken on to write it the better.
For £2.50 it is daylight robbery.
I hate to say it but after going to Col Ewe for the LDV game I have to say they win hands down in the programme department.

 

[BENFLEET BLUE!]

Why do you think i was reading 'Fever pitch' ?

 

[Shrimper in India]

I see why!

The club should give Lewis Crowe the job as writer and get it full of Southend relevant articles. Northampton's programme was also streets ahead of ours.

Good to meet you last night Chris!

 

[BENFLEET BLUE!]

Yeah mate, see you @ the shrimpers bar for a beer!
I found the Northampton programme a good read!

 

[The General]

Jon Childs does it all and its not really his proper job. The club cant moan, Chris did it all, but then he 'left' ...

Kev

 

[BENFLEET BLUE!]

No i did'nt???

 

[sufcintheprem]

Quote[/b] (The General @ April 21 2004,16:24)]Jon Childs does it all and its not really his proper job. The club cant moan, Chris did it all, but then he 'left' ...

Kev

I used to know a ginger lad called John Childs who was a bit slow, knew nothing about football and called crisps his 'beverages'. God help us all if it's him.....

 

[Hawkwell Blue]

Quote[/b] (sufcintheprem @ April 21 2004,16:29)]

Quote[/b] (The General @ April 21 2004,16:24)]Jon Childs does it all and its not really his proper job. The club cant moan, Chris did it all, but then he 'left' ...

Kev

I used to know a ginger lad called John Childs who was a bit slow, knew nothing about football and called crisps his 'beverages'.  God help us all if it's him.....

It's Jon Child.

 

[Guest]

Quote[/b] (sufcintheprem @ April 21 2004,16:29)]a bit slow, knew nothing about football and called crisps his 'beverages'.  God help us all if it's him.....

I thought you were referring to that Nick Hart chap ?

 

[Pato the Blue]

Quote[/b] (Shepherd's Bush Shrimper @ April 21 2004,16:11)]The club should give Lewis Crowe the job as writer and get it full of Southend relevant articles. Northampton's programme was also streets ahead of ours.

i agree that the Northampton prog was very good and a good read for the coach journey bac.