Breaking News Southend United sign Ian Joyce

[Shrimpergonzo]

SMS from Club

 

[Boreham Shrimper]

Ian Joyce

Has now signed :)

 

[Ricey]

Told ya ;) You heard it from me first.

 

[Cricko]

On the OS..............http://www.southendunited.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10444~1341242,00.html

 

[ozzy-shrimper]

Great signing whoever who is :)

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

One caveat.
If he's off to the Olympics (squad call-up permitting) does this mean we'll not loan out Clarke Masters until after Beijing?

 

[palexander]

Could represent USA in the Olympics next month! We'll need another keeper on-loan at this rate!

 

[Mrs_Gower]

I notice he is not as pleasing on the eye as Darryl!!! :puke

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

Looks a good signing, welcome to Southend Mr Joyce.

 

[Andy_S]

Interesting. Probably a perfect No2 to Mildenhall though.

He's 6ft 3in I believe from trawling the internet. 3 tall keepers on the books!

 

[Sandbach Shrimper]

Sounds very enthusiastic in his interview. Doesn't mention how tall he is.

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

Could represent USA in the Olympics next month! We'll need another keeper on-loan at this rate!

"Ian Joyce is an International!"

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

"Ian Joyce is an International!"

Or even "Ian Joyce is an Italiano"

Perhaps not.......

 

[SUFC_Al]

Or even "Ian Joyce is an Italiano"

Perhaps not.......

hang on, an American with an Italian passport...

"Ian Joyce is in the Mafia" ;)

 

[Andy_S]

Is he related to Ray Parlour at all!? :D

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I notice he is not as pleasing on the eye as Darryl!!! :puke

I know it's been already remarked about how he looks a bit like SZ's very own Pubey, so surely it won't be long considering the American connections before he gets known as "Screech", especially if he's quite vocal (but has a high-pitched voice) in the penalty box!

 

[ozzy-shrimper]

Is he related to Ray Parlour at all!? :D

Jimmy Bullard?

 

[Shrimpergonzo]

Is he related to Ray Parlour at all!? :D

Same hairdresser!

 

[Ulysses]

I have this sneeky feeling this guy is going to be our Number one Keeper in a few weeks.

 

[SUFC_Al]

I have this sneeky feeling this guy is going to be our Number one Keeper in a few weeks.

a new debate beckons:

Mildenhall v Joyce