Top 10 legendary names at work

[GNH]

People of SZ,

Having just sent an email to a rather unusually named person at work, i trawled through our company email list to find our top 10 best named people. They are as follows:

Aileen Archdeacon - obviously her second job
Charmaine Dullard - oh dear
Clodagh Memery - sounds like something you get with a hangover
Elli Papamichael - part of the phonetic alphabet?
Godfrey Blott - last seen in Dads Army
Henrietta High - sounds like a school
Hyacinth Cheatdom - untrustworthy?
Myronidisk Myronidisk - such a great name they were called it twice
Sandrine Callender - that special Christmas gift
Sherridan Augustin - from Keeping up Appearances?

Im sure there must be some more crackers out there so get searching!!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Used to work with Jimmy D'eath!

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Brokenshire, Jon - a new county in England
Biggins, Chris - speaks for itself

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Here's a random selection:

Cindy Kok
Etienne Dinner
Sarah You
Todo Yip
Tobias Wild
Icy Wang
Victor Sit
Paul Smith
I-Tcheng South
Matt Bender

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

You can't have that last one, MtS - real names only: no nicknames allowed.

 

[weststander]

When i used to work in a bank many years ago we used to have a elderly female customer whose name was Mrs Arati Hoare.

 

[RobM]

Steven Hawkins
Michael Jackson ;
and in the same department we had Mr. Marsh and Mr. Mallows.

 

[North Wales Shrimper]

I'm currently working on a project where I am liasing with a one Quentin Delpeche.

I mean, come on, who thought of that name???

 

[Dick Bate's Protege]

Paul King
Gary Ian Taylor

 

[Hotman]

Here's a random selection:

Cindy Kok
Etienne Dinner
Sarah You
Todo Yip
Tobias Wild
Icy Wang
Victor Sit
Paul Smith
I-Tcheng South
Matt Bender

you're supposed to leave yourself off the list Matt the Shrimp.

 

[Firestorm]

I have said it before , But I worked with Michael Hunt many years ago

My daughter has a collegue in an overseas office whose name is Supa Porn

 

[Bluesmanager]

Not a guy I've worked with but you can't forget Mr Peter Ian Staker from Hot Fuzz.

Or that guy from the last qualifier that England played who's name I can't quite remember... "****", wasn't it?

 

[Ulysses]

This is quite weird as we found someone at work this morning called Sarah Mycock.

Not as bad as a lady and this is true Tess Eccles

 

[Bluesmanager]

Could be worse, could be Paul Mycock.

 

[Brumshrimper]

The funniest one Ive seen on our work directory is:****ar B Mrs (Beena)

I honestly did not make that up

 

[Beefy]

There's someone at my old work called James Justice.

I want to be called James Justice :(

 

[Brumshrimper]

There's someone at my old work called James Justice.

I want to be called James Justice :(

The legend that is James Justice!

I take it you used to work in HBOS merchant services? It was my last job in Essex before moving upto Wales in 2004.

 

[C C Csiders]

Work with somebody called Samantha Awcock. In itself not too bad but her email is sawcock@etc.....

When worked on free school meals for Essex County Council in the early 90's there were kids called:

Emma Royds and Orson Carte

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Just had an e-mail from.......

Janet Makepeace
for & on behalf of
DYTEL TECHNOLOGIES LTD.

Although she wants to put an extra £100 on the carriage charge so might have to change, so not a very apt name!!