What do you do for a living?

[perth shrimper]

I'm a Community Forensic Nurse here in Australia.

What do you do for work etc.....?

I'm a semi-pro surfer at the weekends.

 

[West Country Shrimper]

I work for Tescos. Current department: Petrol Station

I'm also a full time stoodent

 

[steveh1510]

I have a week left as a Foreign Payments Clerk (accounts payable in foreign currency). I then leave to start work on the 10th January as a Prison Officer.

A slight career change.

 

[Bob Cratchitt]

Tell the truth Steve, you got caught embezzling and will be an inmate not an officer. Dont be embarrassed mate it could happen to anyone.

 

[Birri]

I work for a stockbroker doing just about anything other than trading.Mainly keeping the traders working & make sure their f**kups get undone and put through correctly so the firms clients get their money or stock. Thats just one small aspect of my day.

 

[shrimper magic]

I'm a futures trader and have been for 8 years, but since it's gone screen based( probably way over some peoples heads already), not sure whether i'll last another 8........as getting too hard!!

 

[Benfleetshrimp]

This will go down well with a select few on this board. You will all be pleased to know I am SZ resident OB. And before anyone asks...... no Im not Spooner, Schwarz or anyone else who works Roots Hall

 

[Guest]

I work as an analyst for a boutique Investment Management Consultancy up the West End working on multi-manager funds for our pension clients, after spending six years in fund management before being made redundant.

 

[footymad13]

Quote[/b] (Benfleetshrimp @ Dec. 15 2004,08:34)]This will go down well with a select few on this board. You will all be pleased to know I am SZ resident OB. And before anyone asks...... no Im not Spooner, Schwarz or anyone else who works Roots Hall  

Essex or the Met ?

 

[McScriven]

I work for Southend United Football Club

 

[HUMBLEPIE]

Blimey trainee prison officers and the old bill.....couldn't get a real job then

 

[Benfleetshrimp]

certainly beats working for a living

 

[MrB]

I get paid to sit at a desk and sit on sites like this. Oh and when someone's looking I write the odd bit of liability insurance too. Current most impressive loss ratio, £5,000 premium for £4m loss. Get in!!

 

[Leeboy]

Quote[/b] (MrB @ Dec. 15 2004,10:24)]I get paid to sit at a desk and sit on sites like this.  

seconded. Also into murders and executions, sorry mergers and acquisitions

 

[HUMBLEPIE]

no wonder my car insurance premiums keep going up....

 

[Barry the dog]

I used to be a dolphin trainer but i now work at London Zoo as a Lion tamer.

Boring eh.

 

[McNasty]

Ex-Porn Star (worked under the stage name of Glint Thrust) in the 70s and now a respectable mortgage broker. (See advert on the front page )
Sorry for the blatant advertising.

 

[Alexis_SUFC]

Nothing, i'm a lazy full time student.

Alexis

 

[Guest]

I'm supposed to be a student. When I can be bothered to go in. My alter-ego works as a stock controller on Sundays....

 

[steveh1510]

Quote[/b] (Alexis_SUFC @ Dec. 15 2004,12:09)]Nothing, i'm a lazy fu...

You were correct up until that point.