What's your pulling technique?

[Mighty Shrimper]

I'm off to Malia in Greece next tuesday and was chatting to afew of my mates about our pulling technique's the other day.

Personaly, I just stand around, give afew girls the eye and a cheeky little smile with a smouldering look and they go weak at the knees, always works for me! My mate try's the old chat up lines which always makes us crack up, amazingly though, sometimes these cheesy lines seem to work! One of his favourites is "Can I smell your pussy?" if she says yes he's in, if not he says "Oh, must be your feet then", love it.

So anyway, whats your pulling technique? Do you go for the old chat up lines or do you go for a different style?

 

[Nobby Snide]

the last time I was there, you didnt need a technique, just enough money to buy 'said target' a few cocktails...

enjoy, be carefull, and dont forget the beer goggles

 

[Gremlin]

the last time I was there, you didnt need a technique, just enough money to buy 'said target' a few cocktails...

enjoy, be carefull, and dont forget the beer goggles

When you hand the drinks over you could use the line "Can you smell Rohypnol?"

 

[MrB]

Grow a beard.

 

[Nobby Snide]

When you hand the drinks over you could use the line "Can you smell Rohypnol?"

are you inferring that everybody there are insomniacs? or dancing somnambulists?

 

[Jai]

Chloroform. Or anything that dulls at least two of the senses. I don't really have the patience to wait for rohypnol to kick in.

 

[Gremlin]

are you inferring that everybody there are insomniacs? or dancing somnambulists?

No, it's a trick question to separate the clever girls from the not-so. Rohypnol is odourless.

 

[SUFC_Al]

err don't have one....:tumbleweed:

 

[MK Shrimper]

No me neither and I've never struggled in the female department. Must be my magic feet.... :D

 

[Nobby Snide]

No, it's a trick question to separate the clever girls from the not-so. Rohypnol is odourless.

and why would you be carrying an odourless date rape drug?...jeez, in Malia even you could pull.

 

[Einstein]

Personaly, I just stand around, give afew girls the eye and a cheeky little smile with a smouldering look and they go weak at the knees, always works for me!

Excuse me while I stop laughing, but.... anyway....

Me & a few of the SZFC boys went to Malia a couple of years ago. We felt the best plan was just to invade a group of girls on the plane (before take off!). 6 of us, and 15 of them. After swapping seats here and there (still all before take off) we didn't even need to look further afield once we got there! Suffice to say... it was a pretty awesome holiday!

 

[TrueBlue]

"scuse me luv, Steak Meal?"

Job Done

 

[number11]

I'm off to Malia in Greece next tuesday and was chatting to afew of my mates about our pulling technique's the other day.

Personaly, I just stand around, give afew girls the eye and a cheeky little smile with a smouldering look and they go weak at the knees, always works for me! My mate try's the old chat up lines which always makes us crack up, amazingly though, sometimes these cheesy lines seem to work! One of his favourites is "Can I smell your pussy?" if she says yes he's in, if not he says "Oh, must be your feet then", love it.

So anyway, whats your pulling technique? Do you go for the old chat up lines or do you go for a different style?

My only advice in Malia is dont go chasing after the Greek girls, especially if they are with their Greek boyfriends. This caused the last time I had a proper fight, one friend having to spend 3 days of a 7 day holiday in hospital, me staggering into a morgue by accident at 5 in the morning and another friend having a gun pressed against their forehead. Great times......

 

[Napster]

My only advice in Malia is dont go chasing after the Greek girls, especially if they are with their Greek boyfriends. This caused the last time I had a proper fight, one friend having to spend 3 days of a 7 day holiday in hospital, me staggering into a morgue by accident at 5 in the morning and another friend having a gun pressed against their forehead. Great times......

Bit more interesting than the usual trip though.

 

[Gremlin]

and why would you be carrying an odourless date rape drug

Where did I say I would? Calm down dear, this is a light-hearted thread.

 

[canveyshrimper]

My only advice in Malia is dont go chasing after the Greek girls, especially if they are with their Greek boyfriends. This caused the last time I had a proper fight, one friend having to spend 3 days of a 7 day holiday in hospital, me staggering into a morgue by accident at 5 in the morning and another friend having a gun pressed against their forehead. Great times......

Glad I'm off to Frinton in that case.

 

[Uncle Leo]

Glad I'm off to Frinton in that case.

Just don't go jumping out of any apartments and shinning down lampposts when you're there H...

 

[Nobby Snide]

Where did I say I would? Calm down dear, this is a light-hearted thread.

and date rape is light hearted?...ok..excuse me while i sh!t myself with the merryment of dealing with the issues involved with date rape.