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  1. Cricko

    Strange things that happen on holidays

    Prompted by Kaymacs post in the where would you like to live thread. It was I think about 1983 when I went to Vancover for a few months, I have relatives there and always wanted to visit the place. I met up with a guy and his wife, I forget their names now, but he asked me, "Would I help him...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. Gardening

    **** me this is going to be a boring thread. Here goes... I've dug out some beds in my garden. The garden is pretty shaded and stays reasonably damp. I'm looking for some nice plants and shrubs to plant which won't cost a fortune and are fairly idiot-proof. Any ideas? Suggestions? Already got...
    • Pubey
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  3. Not news

    I could see this in a local paper, but on the BBC? :facepalm: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-29976753 Any other examples?

  4. House to Rent

    Anyone know of any houses to rent ? Local to Southend if possible. 2-3 beds and not extortionate rents. PM me please. Ken

  5. M25 warning

    For those exiles travelling from the M1/A1, the M25 is currently shut. Will probably affect the Mansfield supporters more. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-24771483
    • MK Shrimper
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  6. Made up name alert

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-24329408 So your grandfather was called Harvard. Hmmm..... And your name is Reverend Dr Tina Beloveth Powerful...born with that name were you? Hmmm..... That is all.
  7. Smiffy

    12th Man - This is it - Do YOUR duty...

    So, 47 games later and it comes down this. 90 or perhaps 120 mins between us and a visit to the greatest stadium in the world. Not to watch the national team. But to watch little old Southend Utd strut their stuff on the hallowed turf. This game is not life or death. It is much more important...
    • Smiffy
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    • accrington ant anytime beds blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two loud npower football league rate real football roots hall rut shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
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    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. Uncle Leo

    The Greatest Game returns to Southend

    I imagine the Wigan Warriors and Leeds Rhinos will be sleeping a little less easy in their beds now http://www.londonrugbyleague.co.uk/news/article/rugby-league-returns-to-southend
  9. Firestorm

    This thread is not for women !!

    Who would have thought that kissing your boyfriends nuts was deadly - Link
  10. Bielzibubz

    If you were born in the 50's, 60's or 70's

    Doesn't this just some up what it was like growing up and exactly what the kids of today are missing out on? First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads...
    • Bielzibubz
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. DTS

    Question Getting planning permission for an extra room?

    Hello. Just a quick one. The Mrs and I are thinking about doing a development as we have some spare cash. We are viewing tomorrow a 2 bed place that needs a lot of work. Not as issue as such as we have family friends that can do the work and were confident we can get a good return. However...
  12. Hawkwell Blue

    1,000th Post & Little Havens

    Thought I would commemorate my 1,000th post by letting you know that we at Friends of Katie have now raised just over £23,100 for Little Havens. As you know this is in no small part to the generosity of SZ Zoners and we will always be grateful for all that you did. Little Havens have told us...

  13. Filthiest Bird Ever Nailed.

    Thats right folks there are plenty about especially in Essex. Mine has to be an old taffy bird I nailed in Greece with the cockroach, she was a dead ringer for Irene from home and away but with corn beaf legs. Anyway there we were in bar drinking some cheap horrible vodka in pints and these...
    • Bazza the dog
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. pringlejon

    Last night

    Last night my wife let me go on top. I bloody love bunk beds!
  15. OldBlueLady

    I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!

    So, new series kicked off last night, Nicola McLean almost fell out of her t-shirt at the meet and greet before they went their seperate ways. The group was split into two teams reds and yellows - who became inhabitants of "home" and "away" camp respectively as a result of Joe Swash beating...
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  16. Winkle

    Piri,Piri and sardines!

    Me and the Mrs had a week away ( without the sprogs) in sunny "Portugal which as anyone who has pubesant children time on your own is as rare as hens teeth. Anyway we was enjoying out time together, barbecues, alfresco dining and in the words of Austin powers " I found my mojo". I decided to...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  17. Women are Crazy. Still.

    This will follow on from my previous thread about the crazy stalker, so If you didn't read it then this will make little sense... After telling this girl, we'll call her "Mandy", that I wasn't looking for a relationship and shooting back to Southend for the weekend, I got back here and nothing...
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  18. Born in the 1940's, 50's, 60's and 70's???

    CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1940's, 50's, 60's and 70's ! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads of bacon and...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. Winkle

    Could you rough it?

    Just walked my dog monty down by the river (and no he didnt get bashed up the dirt box) and as it was just drawing into dusk, I thought, If there was a nuclear war,and I survived, could I rough it? What I mean buy rough it would be going into "hunter gatherer mode". Could I build a shelter...
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    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Napster

    Guardian today

    I'm in it! http://football.guardian.co.uk/theknowledge/story/0,,2197545,00.html Unlikely hotbeds of acting talent part 2: Paul Napper got in touch to point out Southend's surprisingly hearty involvement in Mike Bassett: England Manager. Not only was their former winger Andy Ansah the "football...
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