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  1. Uncle Leo

    Your fantasy band line-up

    This has probably been done before, but it was on XFM the other morning and I thought it could make for a decent thread. So, who would be in your ultimate band? Any combination of genres you wish, but no more than six band members - I'm not asking you to come up with a fantasy Polyphonic Spree...
  2. BLUEBLOOD

    Celebrities from the past that you fancied ...

    When i was younger i had a thing for Kim Basinger :) Which celebrity of the past did you have a crush on ?? ** cue Cricko and canveyshrimper regaling us with tales of Vivienne Leigh and Jayne Mansfield :p :p :p **

  3. MK's Thursday Night Indie Club Spectacular

    If any indie heads don't get this spectacular tune from the first bars of Kim Deal's bass line then they should hang their heads in shame and admit their love of Celine Dion and Westlife. I give you: The Pixies, and Debaser from 1989's Doolittle album..... Two words: Truly. Outstanding...
  4. DTS

    Do you know a man called Kim.

    Following on from the flying scotsmans comment about men called Kim I ask the room. Do you know of a man called Kim? I have a customer called Kim who is in theory a man.
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    • following kim
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. DTS

    I know this is not very PC but....

    Monday I got a call from a new cutomer called "Timothy" who has been recommended to me by the gay lads that invited me to the dinner party (See previous poll). Basically as you would expect he was looking to come into the office with his partner to chat about a mortgage for a penthouse he has...
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    • brokers dressed flashed imo kim kiss money mortgage recommended
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. C C Csiders

    Fashion TV

    Useful TV station to add to your regular list. Sky channel 273. Plenty of young women parading about in next to nothing, pre-watershed, albeit some of them are a bit weird looking. Amongst the programmes to look out for (each on several times a day): Photographers - occasional flashes of bare...

  7. Play for your Club Stats and Request

    Premiership, Mon - Weds, 2nd Place <span style='color:green'>13 trl     19345800  Southend 97 nlw    4993525  Southend 111 ADJ  4668250  Southend 144 ACD  3711075  Southend 170 AlG   2994350  Southend 173 Lew  2910025  Southend 175 ros    2877925  Southend 176 mj1   2869150  Southend 192...
    • Shrimp in a Kilt
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    • 606 hanks kim
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Southampton Shrimper

    Andy Harris

    Eastleigh skipper Andy Harris has fallen victim to the Silverlake Stadium injury curse. Harris, who has taken over the captain&#39;s armband from Danny Smith, limped off with a knee injury after 69 minutes of last Saturday&#39;s 1-1 friendly draw at Dagenham &amp; Redbridge. Now the Conference...
  9. Kent Shrimper

    Email doing the Rounds

    This is an email which is currently doing the rounds, you gotta love em Dear Friends, Thank you for all your replies and I am glad all of you can come this Friday to celebrate my 21st with me. Please read ALL the following to ensure your entry into the Ritz. Lucy&#39;s 21st Birthday Party...

  10. Thanks from the Spread

    I have been asked by Kim and Phil in the Spread to give everyone their thanks for a trouble-free season and to thank people for their patience at times when it got a little busy.

  11. Maximise your vote&#33;

    Our chances of winning are directly proportional to the number of entries we have - our position in the table is simply a rough indicator of that. Everyone over 12 is entitled to a vote, so don't just vote for yourself - make sure that you are registering a vote for EVERYONE in your family. I...
    • Shrimp in a Kilt
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    • entries especially icke kim phones test
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  12. Mcnasty sponsored slim

    I would like to thank all of you who helped me lose 3 stone 9 pounds on my sponsored slim. Those of you who promised money can pay it to me or to Kim in the Spread Eagle preferably before the end of the month. Those who missed the chance to sponsor me can still make donations and hopefully the...

  13. Spread Eagle send thanks

    Kim and Phil from the Spread have asked me to thank all the fans for their custom for this season and look forward to seeing everyone next season. Apologies for the slight delays in serving people Saturday but the glass-washer was only on turbo-mega-speed. Ken.
  14. J

    For those who drink in the spread eagle

    for those of you who drink in the spread eagle, (before or after a game, or even during the week), may know the guvnors of the place, phil and kim. They got married today at st mary&#39;s church and are off on a weeks honeymoon tomorrow, (there only going for a week so they can be back for the...
    • J
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    • guv honeymoon joi kim spread
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Napster

    Groundhog Day

    My favourite film... Sunday February 1, 2004 The Observer (Today) is Groundhog Day. Perhaps your diary does not remind you of this celebration; mine lists nothing between Epiphany and St Valentine&#39;s. Maybe because the 117-year-old Groundhog festival takes place in Punxsutawney, western...
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    • adds argued ban belong buddhism chilli cinema claimed colombia compared complex continued core crimes didn discover easier enthusiasm epiphany equipped especially everyday exploits fingers followers foo gong hanks hasn hidden hollywood imagination indication introduced jungle jurassic killers kim knob largely nicolas occasions parliament phrase pubs pupils rate references refuse religious replicate retrospective rubin san science screenplay shadow similar singing ski spells sports structures stubborn suppor test theatre touched town trapped twelve vale versions wakes weapons wes
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. Andy_S

    If Premiership teams were women

    Arsenal - Angelina Jolie - Look good, a bit maverick at times and you know &gt; they have the potential to really f**k you over. &gt; &gt; Aston Villa - Dido - One big hit. Fairly inoffensive really. &gt; &gt; Birmingham City - Maria Carey - Occasionally interesting, frequently &gt...
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    • ageing anderson barbara corr ellis fro gif hotspur html http icons kim liverpool maggie maria qui rate shrimperzone somewhere suppor sykes tara unsavoury windsor
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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