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  1. CC51DAS

    Pitch update

    Can anyone advise how the new re-laid pitch is coming on ? Can't find anything anywhere. You'd have thought SSN could have carried updates on their banner with daily reports from the head groundsman about the number of new shoots spotted and the number of centimetres it has grown. We don't...

  2. The Job Thread

    It has been agreed by the owners of the Zone that due to the current climate we will allow members to post any job vacancies and also anyone looking for work can advertise their services. For obvious reasons the Zone cannot be held responsible in any way for problems that arise from adverts...
    • shrimpadmin
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    • advertise adverts builder following jobs remove vacancies wish
    • Replies: 272
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. The Flying Scotsman

    SZFC - Why have we chosen the Angelina Our Star Appeal

    All, There's been a lot of hard work going into making the "Sunrise to Sunset Charity Match" a really successful event, and we are doing our best to raise as much money as we can for the Angelina Our Star Appeal. So why have we chosen this appeal? Below is Angelina's story which is written by...
    • The Flying Scotsman
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. The Flying Scotsman

    SZFC - Why are we backing the Angelina Our Star Appeal

    All, There's been a lot of hard work going into making the "Sunrise to Sunset Charity Match" a really successful event, and we are doing our best to raise as much money as we can for the Angelina Our Star Appeal. So why have we chosen this appeal? Below is Angelina's story which is written by...
  5. manor15

    Southend Fantasy League

    Mods feel free to move it to whereever it may suit better! Rules Teams must be submitted by the day before the game Each player must start with just Southend players but can sign 3 players every month, they must be realistic signings (Football League or youth or reserve team in the Premiership...
    • manor15
    • Thread
    • collected lose posted remove transfers youth
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Slipperduke

    Football Must Refer To Cricket

    If you've been keeping an eye on the cricket recently then you'll have noticed some interesting experiments taking place in the West Indies. No, don't worry, England are still reassuringly hopeless, they'll never toy with that. It's the officials who are changing; test-piloting a new system of...
  7. Tommy2holes

    Frozen pitch not a problem....

    Am i the only one who cant really see why there is a problem with games being abandoned for frozen pitch. I cant see why southend united cant just buy say 25 patio heaters space them out evenly across the pitch and leave them on upto when the players warm up and there is no chance of a pitch...
  8. Yorkshire Blue

    Memory Lane SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - - Sid Broomfield has passed away RIP Sid

    When I suggested we should have on SZ a Hall of Fame to recognise the true legends of Southend United, I wanted us to recognised those individuals who helped build the club. In Sid Broomfield's case he did this literally. Sid Broomfield might not be the most famous name in Southend United's...
    • Yorkshire Blue
    • Thread
    • 1955 blocks concrete divisions gas groundsman hall hall of fame individuals largely legacy literally materials recognise remove roots rubbish workmen
    • Replies: 41
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  9. Slipperduke

    Gallas Must Go

    There is a saying in England that it is better to keep your mouth shut and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. Apparently no-one told William Gallas. The Arsenal captain, in an interview that will do for his career what Little Bighorn did to General Custer's, accused his...
  10. shrimperman

    Computers....again

    Unfortunately another unashamed request for help! Was trying to help fix my sisters computer, shes tried updating Itunes to the new version. In the process of doing so, her computers crashed so the update has got half way through and stopped. Now her computer won't allow her to sync her ipod...
    • shrimperman
    • Thread
    • acquired computers didn heres remove stopped wouldn
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: TechnoZone
  11. Yer Blues

    computer help

    if i delete a user account on windows vista, will it remove anything thats installed on it? merci in advance
  12. Slipperduke

    Letter To Ashley

    After trawling through Mike Ashley's emotional 1664 word press release, Slipperduke has a few questions for him.... "I paid £134 million out of my own pocket for the club. I then poured another £110 million into the club not to pay off the debt but just to reduce it. The club is still in...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
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    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  13. canveyshrimper

    If you're having a bad day....

    When you have a "I Hate My Job" day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and...

  14. Chinglish

    • Pubey
    • Thread
    • cliff fried meat remove
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. TrueBlue

    Perfect Steak

    The perfect steak The grill chefs from I'm Angus restaurant, Sydney, share the secret of the perfect steak with you. Choosing the right cut of meat is essential: Fillet, Rump or Sirloin, Porterhouse or T-bone are all excellent for pan cooking or char-grilling, depending on your personal...
    • TrueBlue
    • Thread
    • ard bone chilli chocolate cooking desired divine flavour following juices meat oil oven preference recommended remembering remove richer tray
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. Harold Bishop Killer

    How To Poop At Work

    We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brew down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a...
    • Harold Bishop Killer
    • Thread
    • ant avoided awkward bathroom brew camo convince flash flyer following ive junction loud mis pace ran rants remove similar somewhere speeding subtle suspicious unseen vince vulnerable
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Bob Cratchitt

    Latest from c2c

    this information has just appeared on our internal chat system. So glad I am working from home.

  18. Tidying up the Zone

    In order to remove old posters who have re-registered with new names and make the membership figures more realistic could any members PM me with details of previous names and I will combine post counts and remove the old accounts. Thanks in anticipation Ken

  19. Tidying up the Zone

    In order to remove old posters who have re-registered with new names and make the membership figures more realistic could any members PM me with details of previous names and I will combine post counts and remove the old accounts. Thanks in anticipation Ken
  20. Harold Bishop Killer

    (NSFW 18+) Blonde Genies

    A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear, and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear. The next...
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