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  1. sufcintheprem

    Test match review

    Ok, so a stunning win England albeit not an especially stunning performance but I have a few questions for the SZ cricket knowledge-base: 1.a. Why does every media agency seem to be giving all the plaudits to Strauss when Monty took 6 of a possible nine wickets in the 2nd NZ innings ripping...
  2. Slipperduke

    Capello

    Here in the UK, the TV companies who fought bitterly for the rights to screen the European Championships are now desperately trying to find a way of making them appeal to a sulking nation. One station leads its advertising campaign with footage of people in the street being asked who they'll...
  3. Slipperduke

    Help required from da kidz

    You might remember that, this time last season, an Irish newspaper commissioned me to write a fictional account of an intercepted SMS conversation between Carlo Ancelotti and Rafa Benitez. The catch was that both managers had to be portrayed as being well versed in the patois of the nation's...
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    • apples conversation easier fictional foo innit reversed ripping sequel suppor support wasn wish youth
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Slipperduke

    Arsenal v Reading

    Arsenal returned to winning ways at a freezing cold Emirates Stadium with a convincing 2-0 victory over a Reading side who are nose-diving at the worst possible time. Only a combination of fine goalkeeping, desperate clearances and Arsenal's own profligacy prevented this from becoming a...

  5. Simon Francis pregnant?

    According to Barretts Banter... the squad have been ripping it out of Simon Francis, saying he looks like pregnant 'man' Thomas Beatie. Can you see the similarity? Simon Francis A pregnant 'man'
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    • ant ban multimedia ripping southendunited var
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. fbm

    The fbm report - Walsall

    BLUES GO FOURTH AFTER SADDLERS STROLL Well, stroll might be too strong a word for what on paper was only a 1-0 victory but in reality Southend put on their best and most entertaining performance for many weeks as they totally dominated Walsall at Roots Hall today. The fact that the scoreline...
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    • barnard briefly clayton deed dominance emphatic entertaining especially failing following foo goalless gran hall league league one quicker ripping roots slick superb
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. J

    I'll never complain about my Job again..

    Due to the fact, i have spent all day ripping up floors, and floor boards, and beams, for a mate. Jeez.. thats a way to earn a living.
    • J
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    • ripping
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Bluetonic

    Help!

    My.spacebar.is.pretty.****ed-i'm.a.bit.concerned.as.it's.only.three.weeks.old.-..Anyway.I.think.I.might.as.well.just.clear.my.laptop.incase.there's.a.virus.ripping.it.apart.at.the.seams.now.i.didn't.get.a.vista.disk.with.my.laptop,so.how.can.i.just.wipe.everything.and.make...
  9. RobM

    Own goal?

    When did we last benefit from a corking own goal? Not one of those weedy deflection types but a ripping net-buster?
  10. Mad Cyril

    iTunes on windows - is it pony?

    I purchased an iPod classic for xMas and have been ripping Mrs. MC CD collection so she can listen to her music around the house. iTunes seems to get confused with compilation albums and these often corrupt the track listings for previously ripped albums. Also, some tracks which are by...
    • Mad Cyril
    • Thread
    • artists dre ead featuring multiple music rack racks refuse ripping soup tracks
    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Lord Football

    Leon Clarke

    THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES ON.... Let's face it. He isn't very good. In fact he is dog lazy. His attitude stinks. His body language is that of a man who'd rather be elsewhere. After a promising beginning v Gillingham, he has gone downhill. Whilst he was scoring goals, no one moaned. Well you...
  12. Groyne Strain

    Great Geordie Fights Part I

    With thanks to the Newcastle Evening Chronicle for publishing this little gem .... ------------------------------------ Drunken man in five-hour siege Oct 17 2007 by Rob Kennedy, Evening Chronicle A SWORD-wielding drunk sparked a five-hour siege in an argument over a stolen mobile phone...
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    • bra criminal dru hanks locally loft maso mason officers pulling ripping shields suspicion tab
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  13. Blues lottery

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  14. Interpol Shrimper

    DIY Help

    Right then, unfortunately I've been roped into some ongoing DIY projects around the house (and as I've posted before this is in no way my strong point). 1) I hired a steam wallpaper stripper last weekend and got all the paper off the 2 bathrooms we're doing up, however as the head of the...
    • Interpol Shrimper
    • Thread
    • caused didn diy ish ongoing pain plaster posted remove ripper ripping spread stripper stripping
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Mad Cyril

    CD ripping software

    Can anyone recommend some free CD ripping software that also takes care of normalization? I am having a first birthday party for my daughter next weekend and so I don't have to spend the entire day flipping CDs I was plan to copy several hours worth of music onto my laptop and leave it to play...

  16. Beth Orton Poster

    Found an old poster that seems a shame to chuck in the bin (I remember ripping it off of the Union Chapel wall in Islington :D!) Beth Orton, Friday 11th April (1996 I reckon). If anyone wants it, PM me and I'll post it free of charge.

  17. The story of Rindercella

    This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards...
    • Cricko2
    • Thread
    • cotton fitted icke ickets lived mis ripping swanny twelve
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. secondalibi

    Moaning Burnley

    It would appear that Burnley manager Steve Cotterill felt that his side didn't deserve to lose. I'm sorry, but it's teams like Burnley and the way they play that ruin football for the paying public. Cotterill said he felt sorry for the fans who had made the trip down south to see their team lose...
    • secondalibi
    • Thread
    • didn entertained exactly foo fooled hall hoof league ley lose money ripping roots wouldn
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  19. South Bank Hank

    Pre-Match Entertainment

    For those that may have missed it, prior to the game yesterday, Tilly had the team take part in shooting practice with our reserve goalkeeper between the sticks. I believe he may have done this against Norwich or Coventry too? With Tilly on the edge of the D, the player would knock him the ball...
  20. DTS

    Oh ah JCR

    Personally I really feel its time for JCR. I am not a fan of playing players out of position at any level be it International or Pub football but I really feel we are crying out for a decent winger and for my mind JCR fits the bill. I accept all the critism that people will level at him but I...
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