Best excuses for late arrival at work

[londonblue]

I was told a story of a girl who worked for a firm of accountants in Southend. One day when it had snowed over night she rang to say she couldn't make it in. The partner she worked for then rang her back to tell her to get her arse over the road and into the office. She lived in the flats literally opposite!

 

[chadded]

I live about a 1 minute drive from work.

Credit where it's due. That's f*cking lazy.

 

[Firestorm]

I was told a story of a girl who worked for a firm of accountants in Southend. One day when it had snowed over night she rang to say she couldn't make it in. The partner she worked for then rang her back to tell her to get her arse over the road and into the office. She lived in the flats literally opposite!

What is it with irls and snow when I worked in Chelmsford we had a bad spell of snow and many people could get in on the thursday and Friday, it was still pretty bad after the weekend and one girl at my place phoned in and said that Woodham was still cut off, fair call, except that her boss had seen her shopping in the town centre on Saturday .

 

[BoyWonder2]

Credit where it's due. That's f*cking lazy.

Thank you sir, but it does mean an extra 5 minutes sleep so I'm all for it.

 

[SARF]

A grandparent pegging it was always a fave.. Plus you could get away with this one between 8 to 10 times if you spaced em out evenly ..

 

[SARF]

Just remember not to go over 4 in one calendar year! or try this if your in your 50's