RobM
55 years as a supporter!⭐
I apologise for this...but...where do crevettes catch a train? Kings Crustacean. Ha .
During the 2nd World war, a soldier is sent to join Monty's desert rats. After a few weeks he's feeling very frisky. He's ask another soldier ''How do you have a bit of sex out here, miles from anywhere? It's my day off tomorrow'' The soldier reply's, ''The Camel will be ready for in shed number 6 in the morning.'' Anyway, the next morning he finds the Camel and he's giving it a right old go. The other soldier hears all the noise, opens the shed door and says, ''You dirty b*****d. I meant ride it to the nearest town.''
That joke is so old it's retired to a care home in Bournemouth and has booked tickets to Dignitas.
Sorry about that I've only just heard it.