The madest/random place you have had sex

[Interpol Shrimper]

Pyramid???

Well, you have to try out various positions from the Kama Sutra don't you? :o

 

[SUFC_Al]

Pyramid???

alas no....but doing it with the River Nile just behind you is pretty sweet

 

[SUFC_Al]

Not with your Mummy I hope:eek: :p

Nah with your mum John :eek: :D

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

bang in the middle of a road

Which is the whole point of this thread :p

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Nah with your mum John :eek: :D

Got a Thora Hird fetish then Al?

 

[SUFC_Al]

Got a Thora Hird fetish then Al?

You say that like I'm the only one Richard.:p

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

You say that like I'm the only one Richard.:p

Shhhh, I haven't renewed my subscription to "50 & Over" yet......!!!

 

[Pubey]

hotel lobby
school changing rooms (and i went to WHSB!)
train

 

[Cricko2]

I have thought more now ...

That old house by Hadleigh castle.
A beach hut on Chalwell beach ..and underneath the Boat lodging by Peter Pans.
Tots Toilets.
On the A127 in the back of a car in a layby.
Several alleyways .
On a plane on the way to Canada.
Bj in the back row of a Cinema if that counts.

Erm I am sure there are lots more .........I will return...:D

 

[Pubey]

oh yeah and Clacton beach!

 

[SUFC_Al]

Shhhh, I haven't renewed my subscription to "50 & Over" yet......!!!

:hilarious:

Got mine pending...oh ****. :rolleyes:

 

[blues_r_best]

The football/cricket changing rooms at Garons

 

[C C Csiders]

Behind the counter in a betting shop. Front and back for an each-way double.

 

[SUFC_Al]

i got a 'helping hand' from the missus on the coach coming back from the FA Cup tie at Chesterfield 2001/2. ;) :D

 

[Andy_Shrimp]

On a bench next to Niagra Falls. We had been to the Casino and had a good night when my then girlfriend mentioned on the walk back to the hotel that she was not wearing knickers so we stopped and made love with the sounds of gushing water, oh and you could hear the falls too!!!!

 

[cockles is back]

not really a strange place but a bit of a funny one for you,


It was the night before England played Wales at Old Trafford, and I had tickets and was meeeting a few of the boys on the 8 oclock from Southend Central. I had been out with my divvy mate whitters for a few and we headed down talk, 12 got to 1 and 1 got to 2 its the end of the night and because I was excited about the whole match thing in the morning, I had been proper going for it hammer and tong, also dabling in quite abit of narcotics on the way, I walked out of Talk and said to Whitters 'come on son we havent had enoughwere better than this' So I started texting all and everyone on my phone telling them I was bored and on it, and fancied partying!!, now forgetting the numbers i had on my phone, was my teacher at college, ( I had this great idea that I would go back to evening school and study to do my A levels) Anyway out of the blue I got a text back from her saying she was at a party in southchurch road and I was more than welcome to come along..... I was like '****ing hell this is going to be very dull' anyway we have turned up at these old out houses at the back of Southchurch Road (Im not going to give you anymore than that!!!!!!!) Anyway when we got there there were loads of weird middle aged couples around the place, there was like a bar and stage upstairs but loads of rooms locked around the place. Anyway in my drugged up stait I thought it would be a good idea to pull out a big bag of Charlie and offer it to everyone!!!!!! it went down like a **** sandwich, except to my teacher at the time!!!
she grabbed my hand and was like' no no you cant do that here, look we can go somewhere else!!!'
so she grabbed me and took me to a little room down stairs, but it was locked so she ran back up stairs and told me to wait.(i had left whitters back upstairs with all the other divs)

anyway when she came down with the keys she told me not to tell anyone about what was in hear!!!! (hhmmmm im ****ed now arent I)

anway she opened the door and it was like a Porn set, full of like medievil S&M equipment racks, candles, big harness things hanging from the ceiling, and a video camera on a stand just sitting in the middle of the room. I have to admit I was abit scared by all this!!! I was like **** this, im off , but she encouraged me to go in a little side door off the cella were we could have a line, in that room was a shower and a big jakkuzzie, anyway cutting a long story short, I was pilling these two big fat lines of coke onto a shelve and and she just got down on her knees, pulled my **** out and started getting to work on it, I was like what the **** have I got myseelf into, but its never going to happen again so just enjoy it and get on with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I soon flipped her over and let her have it, but while this was happening the funniest thing happend, whitters rang my phone, and said 'Andy were are you im getting a bit worried, acoupl ehave just started ****ing in the corner and a woman is with her fella, but she just started kissing me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
get that hooooooooooowwwwww ****ing funny me and my pal had just walked into a swingers party and we were bang in the thick of it, It did get proper messy. like people walkin in the cellar and that while we were all at it, totally ****ed up mental ****, but to date yes the strangest p[lace i have ever had sex

went through all night got to the station the next day to just make my train, and had the worst paranoia cum down ever in my life on my own in manchester being chassed by loads of drunken welsh nutters

 

[Cricko2]

i got a 'helping hand' from the missus on the coach coming back from the FA Cup tie at Chesterfield 2001/2. ;) :D

That would be the "Two fingered Knuckle shuffle " then Al.:hilarious:

 

[Desert Shrimper]

On the steps of a flat (not mine) in North London at 2am in the middle of a thunderstorm.

 

[Flinty]

school changing rooms (and i went to WHSB!)

:eek: :eek: :eek:

 

[TrueBlue]

not really a strange place but a bit of a funny one for you,


It was the night before England played Wales at Old Trafford, and I had tickets and was meeeting a few of the boys on the 8 oclock from Southend Central. I had been out with my divvy mate whitters for a few and we headed down talk, 12 got to 1 and 1 got to 2 its the end of the night and because I was excited about the whole match thing in the morning, I had been proper going for it hammer and tong, also dabling in quite abit of narcotics on the way, I walked out of Talk and said to Whitters 'come on son we havent had enoughwere better than this' So I started texting all and everyone on my phone telling them I was bored and on it, and fancied partying!!, now forgetting the numbers i had on my phone, was my teacher at college, ( I had this great idea that I would go back to evening school and study to do my A levels) Anyway out of the blue I got a text back from her saying she was at a party in southchurch road and I was more than welcome to come along..... I was like '****ing hell this is going to be very dull' anyway we have turned up at these old out houses at the back of Southchurch Road (Im not going to give you anymore than that!!!!!!!) Anyway when we got there there were loads of weird middle aged couples around the place, there was like a bar and stage upstairs but loads of rooms locked around the place. Anyway in my drugged up stait I thought it would be a good idea to pull out a big bag of Charlie and offer it to everyone!!!!!! it went down like a **** sandwich, except to my teacher at the time!!!
she grabbed my hand and was like' no no you cant do that here, look we can go somewhere else!!!'
so she grabbed me and took me to a little room down stairs, but it was locked so she ran back up stairs and told me to wait.(i had left whitters back upstairs with all the other divs)

anyway when she came down with the keys she told me not to tell anyone about what was in hear!!!! (hhmmmm im ****ed now arent I)

anway she opened the door and it was like a Porn set, full of like medievil S&M equipment racks, candles, big harness things hanging from the ceiling, and a video camera on a stand just sitting in the middle of the room. I have to admit I was abit scared by all this!!! I was like **** this, im off , but she encouraged me to go in a little side door off the cella were we could have a line, in that room was a shower and a big jakkuzzie, anyway cutting a long story short, I was pilling these two big fat lines of coke onto a shelve and and she just got down on her knees, pulled my **** out and started getting to work on it, I was like what the **** have I got myseelf into, but its never going to happen again so just enjoy it and get on with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I soon flipped her over and let her have it, but while this was happening the funniest thing happend, whitters rang my phone, and said 'Andy were are you im getting a bit worried, acoupl ehave just started ****ing in the corner and a woman is with her fella, but she just started kissing me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
get that hooooooooooowwwwww ****ing funny me and my pal had just walked into a swingers party and we were bang in the thick of it, It did get proper messy. like people walkin in the cellar and that while we were all at it, totally ****ed up mental ****, but to date yes the strangest p[lace i have ever had sex

went through all night got to the station the next day to just make my train, and had the worst paranoia cum down ever in my life on my own in manchester being chassed by loads of drunken welsh nutters

****ing hate a coke come down one of the worst things Paranoia Depression it all kicks in - ****ing ace story though Andy