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The madest/random place you have had sex

1) Beach in Brazil as a carnival went past.
2) Malaga football stadium
3) My office at work...
 
On my next door neighbours car in there drive way... I've never had such a delicate sh&g in my life, still goes down as the longest I have lasted, nearly fell asleep!

Now your wondering why the f*ck would you do that?! Well my next door neighbour is a very very weathy man, and buys new cars every six months, the latest Jags, Mercs, BMW's you name it his literaly garenteed to have had it! Anyway at the time he had a Porshe, and I always said to my mates I'm guna shag a girl on his Porshe one day, someones got to christen his cars after all... after a long night at the clubs and pubs and the misses being absolutly hammerd I said I'm guna sh&g you tonight in a porshe! The thing is I forgot to tell her I didn't have the keys!! Got back home, walked round the next door neighbours got her on the bonnet and took it nice and easy making sure not to set the alarm off and her as quiet as poss.... tell you something though I loved the thrill of it! Used to look at the car and smile till the old ******* sold it!

My mates still remind me of that night all these years on!

What a legend ill have to ty that one
 

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