Totty Cup Final 2007

[MK Shrimper]

Oooh, you might just have put me off Pinder with that comparison.
Jet didn't do it for me at all!

**cough** gay **cough**

 

[MK Shrimper]

How can people knock pinder. She's like gladiator jet (99% perfect) but with a bigger chest (therefore 100% perfect)

Games Mistress..... oh Chadded, I'm a big wobbly mess after that memory....

 

[number11]

The fact that Jessica Alba isn't still in this has made me lose a lot of faith in the Shrimperzone public, don't get me wrong that Frenchie is hot, but she still doesn't come close to the perfection that is Ms. Alba.

Same here, it is like when England lose on penalties in the knockout stages and I cant be bothered to watch the final. Though obvioulsy Alba is perfect and England are a bunch of overpaid ego's.

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

**cough** gay **cough**

Right then, Mr Buckinghamshire Lothario 2007, sort a poll of all the ex female Gladiators & put it to the SZ public vote!

 

[chadded]

Oooh, you might just have put me off Pinder with that comparison.
Jet didn't do it for me at all!

And to think I've defended you on your ginger stance before.....

Flabberghasted. Absolutely flabberghasted.

 

[MK Shrimper]

So WHO would you vote for;

1) Jet.
2) Wolf (or Cricko before the alcohol abuse kicked in).

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Games Mistress.....

Although, to be fair, I forgot she did that!
Maybe her in a gown & board seems a lot more saucy than that manky red white & blue Spandex Jet costume she used to wear?

That was also the show where David Walliams was playing a specky games-obsessed dork wasn't it?

 

[chadded]

**cough** gay **cough**

Funnily enough, that was the exact same thought I had when I read Glasgow's reply... :D

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

Ignoring our visually-challenged chum from MK for a moment, I have to say that Slipper has put so eloquently why Melissa must win.

Yes, Pinder's puppies are nice - but she can never, and will never, be as beautiful as Melissa.

:D

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Seems like the Frenchie's classier charms are leading the way at the moment, although I reckon the Zeppelin-breasted Pinder will win the day...

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Ignoring our visually-challenged chum from MK for a moment

Just ignore him in general, it's what most people tend to do on here :p

 

[MK Shrimper]

Although, to be fair, I forgot she did that!
Maybe her in a gown & board seems a lot more saucy than that manky red white & blue Spandex Jet costume she used to wear?

That was also the show where David Walliams was playing a specky games-obsessed dork wasn't it?

Lesley Luncheon Meat.

As soon as I find some Games Mistress piccy's I'll start a new thread :)

 

[MK Shrimper]

Just ignore him in general, it's what most people tend to do on here :p

This website would fall apart if not for my witty retorts. You'd have to do some work for a change :D

 

[londonblue]

And so ladies and gentlemen, we come to that historic day, the day when ShrimperZone’s finest competition reaches its thrilling climax. Yes, indeed, today is the day when one of the 16 ShrimperZone-nominated contenders is crowned Miss ShrimperZone 2007.

From the outset, class has battled ar$e and best has battled breast, but finally, it comes down to this one, final choice:

The delectable qualities of the finest of fillies as displayed by Miss Melissa Theuriau, or the undeniably up-front splendour of Miss Lucy Pinder – the choice is yours. With so much at stake, which of our leading contenders gets your vote today?

Ladies and gentlemen, one final time, start your engines.

I've just realised why these two got to the final. They've had the shortest route. All they had to do was go in straight lines. :p :p

 

[chadded]

Right then, Mr Buckinghamshire Lothario 2007, sort a poll of all the ex female Gladiators & put it to the SZ public vote!

Don't worry MK, I've done it for you. I think you'll find the poll is quite extensive....

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Lesley Luncheon Meat.

As soon as I find some Games Mistress piccy's I'll start a new thread :)

Please do!!!!

This website would fall apart if not for my witty retorts. You'd have to do some work for a change :D

True, and we can't have that now can we?
Maybe, who knows, our efforts at witty reposte possibly brighten up many people's day!

 

[Mr Gilbo]

had to vote for melissa for the first time.

 

[chadded]

Having joined the Totty cup late, and only recently looking at the draw, I can't help but feel sorry for Elisha Cuthbert. Before the draw was made, she was a definite semi finalist, and yet is out in the opening round. Poor girl. Bet she was heartbroken. would loved to have consoled her.

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Having joined the Totty cup late, and only recently looking at the draw, I can't help but feel sorry for Elisha Cuthbert. Before the draw was made, she was a definite semi finalist, and yet is out in the opening round. Poor girl. Bet she was heartbroken. would loved to have consoled her.

It was a close run thing though. However, one trick pony Pinder may have met her match this time.... ;)

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

would loved to have consoled her

I've never heard it called that before! :D