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bible

  1. DoDTS

    First scorer last Saturday (No.3)

    On Saturday at the game I and everyone round me in the West thought it was McLaughlin scored as did BBC football who I tend to use as my bible, however I see that Ranger is claiming the goal and the SUFC official site give it to him Only one had McLaughlin and 4 had Ranger. In the...
  2. Ricey

    Today's incident on SportBible

    Already had 256k views! Not really the publicity the club needs and is such a shame on a great day. Hopefully the culprit is dealt with accordingly.
    • Ricey
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    • bible blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sportbible sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 512
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  3. Ricey

    Poor Old Sammy

    http://www.thesportbible.com/articles/the-worst-mascots-in-sport I can understand the old Sammy he was a mess but new Sammy looks much better.
    • Ricey
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    • bible blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division http league two npower football league real football roots hall sammy shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  4. BOT 90s: The Holy Bible - Manic Street Preachers v Screamadelica - Primal Scream

    Supernaut v Mad Cyril Two bloody brilliant albums; One happy happy happy vs misery, despair and horror!
    • MK Shrimper
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    • bible cyril mad cyril primal screamadelica supernaut
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  5. BOT 90s albums: Last 8 draw

    Whats The Story…. - Oasis (Kingshrimper) v OK Computer - Radiohead (Dingley Dangley) Dummy - Portishead (DWB) v II - Tindersticks (***) The Bends - Radiohead (GHG) v Violator - Depeche Mode (Toby Esterhause) The Holy Bible - Manic Street Preachers (Supernaut) v Screamadelica - Primal...
    • MK Shrimper
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    • bends bible cyril depeche dwb kingshrimper mad cyril portishead primal radiohead screamadelica supernaut tindersticks violator
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. BOT 90s albums: I Should Coco - Supergrass v The Holy Bible - Manic Street Preachers

    Last day today.....Uncle Leo v Supernaut.
  7. * ORM *

    The Bible according to SUFC

    Our Lord and Master - Kevin Maher Judas - need you ask? The Book of Revelations - SUFC accounts Adam - Nicky Bailey Eve - Charlton Athletic You get the idea .......
    • * ORM *
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    • bible blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. Cricko

    Christmas presents for SUFC.

    Inspired by Ayrshire Blue, what would you buy for a player for Christmas? To Blair from PS. "I've recreated the nativity scene. It's 100% accurate. I checked the Bible".
    • Cricko
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    • bible blues english football english soccer essex football football football league fossets farm fourth division league two npower football league rate real football roots hall shrimpers soccer southend southend united southend-on-sea sufc the home of football
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  9. pickledseal

    Gove sending a copy of KJ Bible to every school

    https://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/drt/si?p=CAA&ut=AFAKxlQAAAAATtEkliqGVWH9M1EkHN83-zWf3Vqrfqn9 Seriously?! I think this is a massive waste of funds from the DoE. Also who the **** does Gove think he is? Writing a foreword to the Bible?! I hope my Head sends it back. Obviously it is not...
    • pickledseal
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    • ant bible catholics darwin ish promoting pupils religious severe
    • Replies: 49
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. Tangled up in Blue

    Paxman's newsnight interview with Noam Chomsky

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/newsnight/9418922.stm The best thing I've seen on the BBC in a long time.His case for non-intervention in Libya is compelling. I loved his comment(towards the end of the interview)that blind belief in the self regulation of "free" markets was fanaticsm...
  11. Dick Bate's Protege

    SZ Desert Island Discs

    Not sure if this has been done before on here. Same principle as the Radio 4 show, you get to pick 8 tracks, one book and a luxury item; as well as having The Bible and The Complete Works Of Shakespeare. I'll start: Pie Jesu - Andrew Llloyd Webber Raining In Baltimore - Counting Crows...
  12. Benfleet A1

    Films that mapped your youth.

    I have got Quadrophenia on the box at the moment which never siezes to entertain me but it got me thinking. When it came out the mod revival was in full swing and as an stroppy short haired, button down Ben Sherman, Staypressed strids and Hush Puppies wearing trend setter, 'Quad' was my bible...
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    • bath bible coloured continued convince ford gagging headed levi meat pork rut underpants vince wore youth
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  13. Jokes about Islam and other religions (except Christianity)

    Just been perusing the 'Never tire of these ..' thread and noticed a number of SZ fans of cutting-edge comedy have posted some that have a dig at The Bible, Christ and Christians. No objections have been raised by the fearless liberals who inhabit the SZ community so in the interest of balance...
    • Reg Martin
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    • bible bleeding christians islam liberals muslim posted
    • Replies: 36
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  14. Torture

    http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2009/02/18/kidnapper-reads-bible-to-victim-for-3-days/
  15. Napster

    The Bible

    Da burth of Jebus 18 Now, teh burth of teh Christ was liek dis: After Marry and Joseph waz all "We's gonna get marrieded, kthnx", but before dey could had hankiez pankiez Mary was all preggarz from Teh Ceiling Cat.19 Joseph was liek "I has virjn - NOOOO dey be stealin my virjn! Must hied...
  16. Harold Bishop Killer

    Tuesday Jokes

    A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know how to say one thing.' 'What do they say?' the priest inquired. They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?' That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed...
    • Harold Bishop Killer
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    • bearer bible brough didn dressed dru hookers largest narrow phrase ranger shouts stairs taught tigers wasn
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Vange Shrimper

    Thursday Pub Quiz Pt 9

    Hopefully no arguments with today's quiz. Enjoy ;) 1. The river Han flows through which capital city? 2. Who was the president of Yugoslavia, 1953-80? 3. James Mason played Sir Randolph Nettleby which 1984 film? 4. The St Leger is run at which English racecourse? 5. Which popular Welsh...
  18. Napster

    Ricky Otto and Bart Griemink

    POSH DIARY: Former Posh star still enjoying a life of crime ON PROBATION: Only this time Ricky Otto works for the service. « Previous « PreviousNext » Next » View Gallery AS new occupations for former footballers go, Ricky Otto's role as a probation officer is one of the most unlikely. In...
    • Napster
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    • ban behaviour bible ched criminal degree enjoyed flooding foo headed ley officer privilege probation taxi
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  19. Interpol Shrimper

    Wrong Quiz Answers

    QUIZMANIA (ITV) Greg Scott: We're looking for an occupation beginning with 'T'. Contestant: Doctor. Scott: No, it's 'T'. 'T' for Tommy. 'T' for Tango. Contestant: Oh, right . . . (pause) .. . . Doctor. DANNY KELLY SHOW (RADIO WM) Kelly: Which French Mediterranean town hosts a famous film...
    • Interpol Shrimper
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    • ant army arrange bbc bible bra capital charlotte condition didn gandhi ish islamic jane jeffrey jewish jungle landings largest lbc liquid louis panda pause paxman rabbit religion shark ski sole sykes town wasn
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Xàbia Shrimper

    Double Standards?

    1. Home Secretary John Reid was heckled by two very aggressive people with extremist Islamic views, the supporters of whom brandished posters printed quite clearly with the words "JOHN REID GO TO HELL!" Yet Metropolitan Police Commissioner Sir Ian Blair claims that no crime had been committed...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
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    • abusive behaviour bible bra civil commissioner eva islamic leaflets minority qui suppor
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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