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  1. OldBlueLady

    Clement Freud - another to add to the paedophile list?

    Stories this morning that Clement Freud abused two girls, one of whom lived with his family from the age of 14. His widow has "apologised", which suggests she accepts this as fact. Links also apparently being suggested to the McCanns as he owned a villa in the town where Madeleine went...
  2. Latest Rumours Ron and the mystery green folder

    Just had the pleasure of sharing a train platform at Rayleigh (London-bound) with our glorious leader as he joined the rest of us plebs on public transport. He had with him a tatty green �� that had seen better days, yet was not bulging. His hair wasn't looking its best given the...
  3. Tangled up in Blue

    Leigh Folk Festival-Martin Carthy ticket

    MARTIN CARTHY @ ST CLEMENT'S CHURCH, JUNE 23rd 2012 I have a spare ticket for Martin Carthy's concert at St.Clement's Church tomorrow at 6:30pm.(8 quid in advance,10 quid on the door).If you're interested pm me with your e-mail address and I'll send you my pay pal receipt.In return I expect you...
  4. Question Famous relations

    So after RichieC's admission that he's related to Dick Clement, is there anyone in your family tree vaguely famous? I am, through marriage, somehow related to Lorraine Kelly or so I'm told. You 'orrible lot?
  5. Cricko

    Second Semi-Final

    The Second Semi-final to see who ultimately faces Emily in the final is between, Rosie Jones - SUFC Tom. v Jessica Jane Clement - CasualBlue. Pictures and votes please guy's
  6. Cricko


    We now have our 4 Semi-Finalists. Emily Atack - SupaBlues. Holly Willoughby - Ldnfasto. Jessica Jane Clement - CasualBlue. Rosie Jones - SUFC Tom. The Draw for the Semi-finals: Ties will take place next Monday and Tuesday. Holly Willoughby - Ldnfasto. v Emily Atack - SupaBlues. Monday...
  7. Cricko

    Quarter Final Heat 4 NSFW

    The last heat in the Quarter Finals is between, Jessica Jane Clement - CasualBlue. v Rosie Huntington Whiteley - Kent shrimper. Pictures and votes please gents.
  8. Cricko

    Round 2 Heat 2

    Today's second heat is between, Kelly Brook -Uncle leo. V Jessica Jane Clement - CasualBlue Votes and Pictures please guy's.
  9. Cricko

    Round 1 Heat 12

    Heat 12 brings together the battle between, Jessica Jane Clement - CasualBlue V Irina Shayk - davewebbsbrain Pictures and voted please gents.
  10. Cricko

    Draws and Results.

    Battles will start next Tuesday the 23rd. Sort your pictures boys. Scarlett Johansson - adwebb16 V Christina Hendricks- Rusty Rosie Huntington Whiteley - Kent shrimper V Katy Perry - Hazey Holly Willoughby - Ldnfasto V Zooey Deschanel - Drastic Sturgeon Caterina Murino - Flinty V Anne Hathaway...
  11. Shrimperstrust

    Barry The Parrot Does East Fife .....

    It might be a wet and windy Monday Morning, I am tired after my flight back from Edinburgh was delayed due to inclement weather but I AM PROUD TO BE A SUPPORTER OF SOUTHEND UNITED. The mighty pink and blue army travelled Fife shire in vast numbers, made friends with fellow fans from East Fife...

    Predicition League News SZ PL Inclement Weather Rules

    I've had a couple of PMs asking what happens when fixtures are decimated by the weather, do we use the Pools Panel results etc ... so to clarify We only go with actual scores, so if a match is off no points can be scored .. if 4 matches are played the bonus is for 4/4 and wildcards operate, 3...
  13. Napster

    Ht 1 Rd 8 - Horatio Nelson v Clement Attlee

    canveyshrimper - Vice Admiral Horatio Nelson, 1st Viscount Nelson, 1st Duke of Bronté, KB v Manchester Shrimper - Clement Richard Attlee, 1st Earl Attlee, KG, OM, CH, PC, FRS
  14. Manchester Shrimper

    Clement Attlee

    I'm going away for the weekend but my nomination for British hero is up for the first round this afternoon so here's why you should vote for him: Clement Attlee served as Winston Churchill's deputy in the War Coalition before winning the 1945 election and leading the most...
  15. Napster

    Battle of the English Heroes - Draw/Discussion

    General discussion here - and first round draw below - 2 rounds a day except weekends and bank holidays Today, two strong rounds: True Blue - Mike Reid v Old Blue Lady - Boudica roots maul - Sir Edward William Elgar, 1st Baronet, OM, GCVO v pickled seal - Saint Alban Then, going through the...
  16. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Question Quiz Question

    What have............ Marty Feldman, Mel Brooks, Harold Pinter, Mel Tolkin, Selma Diamond, Lucille Kallen, David Nobbs, Peter Tinniswood, Barry Cryer, John Esmonde, Bob Larbey and Dick Clement got in common?
  17. South Bank Hank

    Ryce is twice as nice

    Jamal Campbell-Ryce struck twice as Southend threw the form book out of the window to secure a vital 3-1 victory against in-form West Brom. The winger had failed to score a single goal for the Championship's basement side prior to the visit of promotion-chasing Albion, but he produced two...
  18. South Bank Hank

    Southend 3 - 1 West Brom

    STEVE TILSON reckons Southend's Great Escape is on after Jamal Campbell-Ryce's dazzling one-man show sunk West Brom. The Shrimpers starlet supplied some belated New Year fireworks at chilly Roots Hall with a deadly first-half double. Campbell-Ryce's heroics were enough to give...
  19. South Bank Hank

    SUFC v West Brom

    From WestBrom.com WEST BROMWICH ALBION In Goal: Russell Hoult will continue to start in goal for the Baggies, a clean sheet will boost his chances of staying in the Albion goal come January when Mowbray may be looking for a replacement. At the Back: Paul Robinson may return to the starting...